Were the photos to be from here, it would be of glaciers chasing cars (aka Ava-lanche) into caribou herds for sport. Or penguins jumping on unsuspecting snow shovelers and pushing them down to be used as a ski jump for walruses. We cower inside our homes and pray for the day that global warming will liberate us. So all you southerners, kindly buy more gas guzzlers and run them all night so we won't have to be tortured by............................................. bad football games won by unknown teams by virtually the same margin as with Ratty's powerhouse alma matter of East Carolina.
You have not appreciated solitude until you have discovered too late that you are trapped in the grocery store line behind several dozen Ma and Pa Michigans buying up enough All Bran and cat food to see them through a few months in Florida. It was truly a frightening experience, one that I'm sure is often duplicated when several million southerners flock to that vacation paradise, Michigan never experienced in Michigan.
You see what I mean, Pup? His poor frozen brain just doesn't work properly. Sounds as if, in addition to his delusions, he is also suffering from hallucinations.