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Posted on 12/20/2005 10:55:40 PM PST by Mo1

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To: null and void
I have a resistance to "Zone of Impotence" and "Frigid Field".
I have a level of 18 (d20) on that resistance.
Herr sHrillery is only a 17th level..
However, should she roll a natural 20, and I fail the saving throw.. I'm dead.
And that's only while being one county away from her 'residence'.
4,741
posted on
02/06/2006 6:39:39 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Aim low! They got knees!)
To: Lakeshark
Meaning she'd get bigger.
4,742
posted on
02/06/2006 6:43:52 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Aim low! They got knees!)
To: Darksheare
Meaning she would melt anyone who looked upon her without the pants suit.............reversing the witches curse of water with her secret mirrors strapped beneath her clothing.
She is, after all, the world's smartest woman........
4,743
posted on
02/06/2006 6:49:23 PM PST
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: Lakeshark
That's an oily sheen, much like the suface of a greasy polluted pond, not mirrors.
It's what made Vinces head inhale stuff violently.
4,744
posted on
02/06/2006 6:52:36 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Aim low! They got knees!)
To: Darksheare
Drove Bill to the edge of insanity I'm sure........
Somehow the two of them together is justice in and of itself.
4,745
posted on
02/06/2006 7:02:55 PM PST
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: Lakeshark
He can have the scraps of her victims.
That's how that works.
4,746
posted on
02/06/2006 7:09:02 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Aim low! They got knees!)
To: Darksheare
Yes, well.......won't finally defeating them be lovely?
4,747
posted on
02/06/2006 7:10:39 PM PST
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: Lakeshark
Cruelly driving a stake through the heart of her Presidential aspirations and leaving her decaying political carcass to the sunlight would be quite enjoyable.
Defeating them isn't enough, having them be politically destroyed, as they had done to so many others would be poetic and appropriate.
But it would still be unbearable for her to suffer mere political defeat.
I will likely have to settle for that alone.
4,748
posted on
02/06/2006 7:13:36 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Aim low! They got knees!)
To: Darksheare
I fear that is the best that can be done.
Unfortunately, Bill will be on the news for the rest of his life offering his brilliant opinions to us all daily.
May Perot, Buchanan and all their voters be forced to listen to every word as penance........
4,749
posted on
02/06/2006 7:17:38 PM PST
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: Lakeshark
A just torment for them that would be.
4,750
posted on
02/06/2006 7:18:22 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Aim low! They got knees!)
To: Darksheare
Even more just would be having to listen to her.
I do have this cruel streak..........
:-)
4,751
posted on
02/06/2006 7:21:48 PM PST
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: Lakeshark
I find great inspiration in Darth Vader from Empire Strikes Back.
"I am altering our agreement. Pray I do not alter it... further."
A grand mash audio ensemble of Howie Dean sreaming, Kerry and his hour long bloviation saying absolutely nothing, Hillary and her great quotes, and Bubba gump doing his best to feel up the podium.
The audience, those who deserve such treatment, have been locked inside an auditorium...
4,752
posted on
02/06/2006 7:24:33 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Aim low! They got knees!)
To: Darksheare
I think you could do screenplays........
Can we have a shot of Harry Reid in a bag with a snake and a rooster going into the water?
4,753
posted on
02/06/2006 7:31:07 PM PST
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: Lakeshark
Or maybe Harry Reid, Joe Biden, Ted kennedy in an oldsmobile filled with snakes and roosters.........
Ach....the mean streak again.....
4,754
posted on
02/06/2006 7:32:24 PM PST
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: Lakeshark
That would be the 'battle for Hoth' scene, and teh rebels lose due to Teddy and his suspect driving skills.
(He takes out half the rebel line while trying to cross the trench in his Oldsmobile snowspeeder, then gets out and runs to the bar and claims he wasn't driving. Oldsmospeeder gets crushed by AT-AT.)
4,755
posted on
02/06/2006 7:35:05 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Aim low! They got knees!)
To: Darksheare
But did he leave Harry and Joe at da bottom of da canal?
4,756
posted on
02/06/2006 7:53:00 PM PST
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: Lakeshark
Crushed under teh stomping feet of an AT-AT while they bickered about who was driving, yes.
4,757
posted on
02/06/2006 8:01:53 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Aim low! They got knees!)
To: Darksheare
Dialogue while going into the water:
"Good thing we killed the Patriot Act..........."
4,758
posted on
02/06/2006 8:06:29 PM PST
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: Lakeshark
LOL.
While being chased by the Tusken Raiders.
(Can't call them sandpeople you know.)
4,759
posted on
02/06/2006 8:08:04 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Aim low! They got knees!)
To: Darksheare; null and void
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