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Posted on 12/20/2005 10:55:40 PM PST by Mo1
TOPICS: Dimensional Doorway; Freeoples
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To: EsmeraldaA; Darksheare
You guys around somewhere?
3,701
posted on
01/24/2006 5:25:44 PM PST
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: Lakeshark; Darksheare
I just got in..
What's up? And Hello.
To: EsmeraldaA
Hi back.
Just hanging around......has your week gotten better?
3,703
posted on
01/24/2006 5:40:34 PM PST
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: Lakeshark
No, it hasn't.
How are you?
To: Lakeshark; catpuppy
Hi Sharkey. How was shoveling skiing?
3,705
posted on
01/24/2006 5:51:33 PM PST
by
sweetliberty
(Stupidity should make you sterile.)
To: EsmeraldaA; Darksheare; sweetliberty
No complaints. Just a little quiet, no snow to play in shovel, so I'm just a bit bored right now.
3,706
posted on
01/24/2006 6:05:25 PM PST
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: sweetliberty; catpuppy
Is pup AWOL again?
Waiting for Nully to get back to work?
3,707
posted on
01/24/2006 6:07:25 PM PST
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: Lakeshark; Darksheare; sweetliberty
Bored? That's nice.
I could do with bored right now....
;-)
To: Lakeshark; null and void; Darksheare; catpuppy; EsmeraldaA; Cardhu; nicmarlo; Borax Queen; ...
ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE
It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are female jokes. And there are unisex jokes.
Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it.
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her (as all men will).
Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I 'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition."
(There are always conditions)
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.
Then he replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." (controlling, huh?) The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and meaningfully said....
"Clean my house."
3,709
posted on
01/24/2006 6:10:52 PM PST
by
sweetliberty
(Stupidity should make you sterile.)
To: sweetliberty
Corollary:
Cook my dinner.......
3,710
posted on
01/24/2006 6:15:33 PM PST
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: sweetliberty
Yes,
That is something to smile about. Lovely.
LOL!
To: sweetliberty
That creature looks like one of the Office Denizen field guide entries.
(Entrees?)
3,712
posted on
01/24/2006 6:21:39 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(And baby says "RAAAAR!")
To: EsmeraldaA; Lakeshark; sweetliberty
Freezing currently.
Had to head out to assist with a vet run for a beagle.
(Don't ask..)
3,713
posted on
01/24/2006 6:22:44 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(And baby says "RAAAAR!")
To: Darksheare
Don't ask he says.......
*Sigh*
Asking......
:-)
3,714
posted on
01/24/2006 6:23:52 PM PST
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: Lakeshark; catpuppy; null and void
"Waiting for Nully to get back to work?" Well, it is distressing to him to have to fret over Nully's stability. Takes time away from his beach patrolling duties.
3,715
posted on
01/24/2006 6:27:28 PM PST
by
sweetliberty
(Stupidity should make you sterile.)
To: Darksheare
Okay....
About anything?
No fun.
To: EsmeraldaA; Lakeshark
"I could do with bored right now...." Bored would work for me.
3,717
posted on
01/24/2006 6:28:27 PM PST
by
sweetliberty
(Stupidity should make you sterile.)
To: Lakeshark
he missus grandparents have a 14 year old beagle that weighs in at 46 pounds.
It has arthritis in four legs AND spine, plus an old dislocation injury to left rear leg.
Well, she'd started choking, coughing, and acting like she'd swallowed a bone.
So guess who had to run rescue work?
(Keep in mind, the in laws think I'm the devil incarnate.)
3,718
posted on
01/24/2006 6:30:28 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(And baby says "RAAAAR!")
To: EsmeraldaA
LOL.
3718 has the condensed version.
3,719
posted on
01/24/2006 6:30:58 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(And baby says "RAAAAR!")
To: sweetliberty; Lakeshark
Absolutely!
Sometimes boring could underrated.
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