[Archie Bunker on steroids]

I'd hate to be the usher that has to clean up after one of the showings. Probably worse than a porn theater after Pee wee Herman was in the audience.

[nonliberal]

This will probably get yanked (no pun intended) but...

Name two people who got shot in theaters.

Abraham Lincoln and the guy sitting in front of Pee Wee Herman.