I take it neither of you are Shakespeare scholars. You must have both fallen asleep during the part where Romeo and Juliet are secretly married by Friar Laurence.
No, and I am not. But their passion was still illicit, even if they were married, and yes, I missed that scene (was that done before of after intercourse?). It was not to be tolerated. It was beyond the pale.
I am certainly not a Shakespeare scholar, but more so I really can only take so much sappy romance (just about none). I was forcibly coerced into seeing Romeo & Juliet and was rather surly about it!
Maybe if they tackled one another and threw some punches during the secret wedding I would've noticed. :)