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Top Ten Signs You're A Gay Cowboy (Letterman)
CBS | Late Show Top Ten Archive: December 13, 2005 ^
| December 13, 2005
| CBS | Late Show with David Letterman
Posted on 12/15/2005 5:40:29 PM PST by DBeers
Top Ten Signs You're A Gay Cowboy
10. "Your saddle is Versace"
9. "Instead of 'Home On The Range', you sing 'It's Raining Men'"
8. "You enjoy ridin', ropin', and redecoratin'"
7. "Sold your livestock to buy tickets to 'Mamma Mia'"
6. "After watching reruns of 'Gunsmoke', you have to take a cold shower"
5. "Native Americans refer to you as 'Dances With Men'"
4. "You've been lassoed more times than most steers"
3. "You're wearing chaps, yet your 'ranch' is in Chelsea"
2. "Instead of a saloon you prefer a salon"
1. "You love riding, but you don't have a horse"
TOPICS: TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: homosexualagenda; humor; letterman
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posted on
12/15/2005 5:40:31 PM PST
by
DBeers
To: little jeremiah; DirtyHarryY2K
poing!
The Natural Laws Can Not Be Denied
- Resistance Is Futile!
A little brokeback humor...
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posted on
12/15/2005 5:41:52 PM PST
by
DBeers
(†)
To: DBeers
"Native Americans refer to you as 'Dances With Men'" And if you're in Hollywood, it's "Prances with Gerbils."
3
posted on
12/15/2005 5:42:24 PM PST
by
Prime Choice
(We are RepubliCANs, not RepubliCAN'Ts.)
To: DBeers
Great Scott! I used to wonder what those Borg implants actually were. I'm beginning to suspect they were cantaloupes.
4
posted on
12/15/2005 5:43:49 PM PST
by
Prime Choice
(We are RepubliCANs, not RepubliCAN'Ts.)
To: DBeers
You walk into a saloon and say to the guy next to you, "Howdy partner, mind if I push in your stool?"
5
posted on
12/15/2005 5:43:56 PM PST
by
Bob Mc
To: Prime Choice
6
posted on
12/15/2005 5:44:08 PM PST
by
Dr.Zoidberg
(Whats with the Marquis of Queensbury Rules bullsh*t, we fight for our very survival! Fight Dirty!)
To: DBeers
"Your leather outfit is designer French."
To: Prime Choice
Gay Cowboy There's no such thing.
8
posted on
12/15/2005 5:44:37 PM PST
by
Michael Goldsberry
(Lt. Bruce C. Fryar USN 01-02-70 Laos)
To: Prime Choice
To: DBeers
11. When you see KY, you don't aromatically think of Kentucky.
10
posted on
12/15/2005 5:44:50 PM PST
by
Michael.SF.
(Don King: "I am not a murderer, I am a manslaughterer")
To: Bob Mc
"You walk into a saloon and say to the guy next to you, "Howdy partner, mind if I push in your stool?""
Ha! That's a funny one!
To: DBeers
9. "Instead of 'Home On The Range', you sing 'It's Raining Men'"
OH, COME ON DAVE!!! YOU WERE PITCHED A MEATBALL!!!
"Instead of 'Home On The Range', you sing 'HOMO On The Range'..... Very disappointed, Dave...
To: Michael.SF.
LOL
aromatically ???
Automatically
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posted on
12/15/2005 5:46:29 PM PST
by
Michael.SF.
(Don King: "I am not a murderer, I am a manslaughterer")
To: DBeers
11. You think history books should describe "The Wild West" as only San Francisco.
14
posted on
12/15/2005 5:46:45 PM PST
by
VOA
To: DBeers
What was her name? 2 of 47?
15
posted on
12/15/2005 5:47:07 PM PST
by
AmericanDave
(Woe is the Income Tax......)
To: DBeers
1.Gerbils stampede when you ride into town...
16
posted on
12/15/2005 5:47:10 PM PST
by
joesnuffy
(A camel once bit my sister-we knew just what to do- gather large rocks & squash her-Mullet Ho'mar)
To: DBeers
You just can't leave the bunkhouse without your cherry lipgloss!
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posted on
12/15/2005 5:48:52 PM PST
by
derllak
To: Prime Choice
I'm not up with all things gay so I have to ask, what do all the references to gerbils mean?
To: DBeers
12. You're always torn on deciding if you need to wear suede, latigo, or
black leather chaps...on a trip to The Stonewall Tavern.
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posted on
12/15/2005 5:49:51 PM PST
by
VOA
To: AmericanDave
What kinda Trekkie ARE you?
7 of 9!
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posted on
12/15/2005 5:51:25 PM PST
by
wvobiwan
(It's OUR Net! If you don't like it keep your stanky routers off it!)
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