AMERICA - The Right Way (Day 1782) [Remember the Trade Center!!]

Various News Sources and FReepers | December 7, 2005 | All of Us

[Peach]

Oh, Two Thirds - you are relating a story about Sheila Jackson Lee that has made me laugh so many times over the years. Rush had quite the parody about that! hehehehe

[W.]

Har, that reminds me of what I had, back in the day, a Redfield Widefield 3x9 scope [$240 retail] on a used Ruger 10-22 [$40 retail] and the combo worked like a charm!

BTW, I'm sitting here gnawing on some homemade venison jerky, very spicy! [Goes good with beer!]

[lysie]

homemade venison jerky, very spicy!

G and I have made that...along with homemade pepperoni. Must do it again...soon.

Definitely...to the tummy!!

[W.]

Ya, good stuff! [ARRGH, it's *S*ing. Sideways! Ugh!] This jerky, the more you chew, the spicier it gets! Gotta see how you make homemade pepperoni! Interesting! Let's fantasize... Homemade dough, homemade sauce, homemade mozzarella, homemade pepperoni... Sounds like a treat to me! Uh-oh, something's missing... OH JEEZ! No homebrew beer? Somebody slap me! OW! Ahh, there it is... ;)

[lysie]

Hubby made that, too. If ya can stand the smell it's well worth it.

[lysie]

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that
her car
has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her
situation
to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering
wheel, the
brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried. The dispatcher
said,
"Stay calm. An officer is on the way." A few minutes later, the
officer
radios in. "Disregard." He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake."

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FAMILY
Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One
night
the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses..
She yells
to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The
94 year old
yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up
the stairs and
pauses "Was I going up the stai rs or down? "The 92 year old is
sitting
at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She
shakes
her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock
on
wood." She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon
as I see
who's at the door."

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"I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!"
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one
fine
March day. One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it?" "No,"
the
second man replied, "it's Thursday." And the third man chimed in, "So am I.
Let's have a beer."

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OLD FRIENDS
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the
years,
they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately,
their
activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play
cards. One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the
other and
said, "Now don't get mad at me, I know we've been friends for a
long time
but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought,
but I can't
remember it.
Please tell me what your name is." Her friend glared at her. For
at least
three minutes she just stared and glared at her.
Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?"

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SENIOR DRIVING
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,
"Herman, I
just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate
77.
Please be careful!" "Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car.
It's
hundreds of them!"

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DRIVING
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could
barely
see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to
an
intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on
through. The
woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing
it. I
could have sworn we just went through a red light." After a few
more
minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red again.
Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat
was
almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned
that
she was losing it. She was getting nervous. At the next
intersection, sure
enough, the light was red and they went on through. So, she
turned to
the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know that we just ran
through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us
both!"
Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, crap, am I driving?"

[W.]

Har! Good ones! Of course, my favorite punchline? Can you guess?

"So am I. Let's have a beer."

Bodda-boom! ;)

[lysie]

LOL

[Chairman_December_19th_Society]

AMERICA - The Right Way!! (Day 1783) [Remember the Trade Center!!]

[W.]

"Flashlights are tubular metal containers kept in a flight bag for the purpose of storing dead batteries."

"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."
- David Hackworth

"Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once."
- Anonymous

"You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, stay here."
- U.S. Marine Corp Gunnery Sgt

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons."
- General MacArthur

"Aim towards the Enemy."
- Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher

"THIS SIDE TOWARDS ENEMY"
-Instruction found on every Claymore anti-personnel mine

"Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death ... I Shall Fear No Evil, for I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing."
- At the entrance to the old SR-71 operating base Kadena, Japan

"You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full power to taxi to the terminal."

"When you have a lot of things to do, it's best to get your nap out of the way first."
--Guennie ;)

[lysie]

Yes!! A Guennie quote.

[Guenevere]

LOL....I honestly don't remember saying that....

..but it sure sounds like something I would say

If ever in doubt.....nap!

[W.]

Hi, I slyly attributed that one to you, it just fit, if you know what I mean! :) When ya gotta have your nap, ya gotta have your nap! Been there, done that! Oh, man, have I done that! Just call me Zonker!

[W.]

Hi, Wall, and all. Goodnight! See ya tomorrow!