Forewarned For 2006

[David9493A]

Advice For Republicans if they want to be successful in the 2006 elections

[ChadGore]

David9493A Since Nov 29, 2005

[ChadGore]

[VRWCmember]

I see your list of ideas is about as lengthy as that of the typical democrat.

1. Democrats have no ideas.
2. To distract from the fact that democrats have no ideas, shout repeatedly "Bush is a stupid poopie-head"
3. To further distract from the fact that democrats have no ideas, shout repeatedly "Bush Lied to go to war with Iraq."
4. When confronted with the obvious truth that all leading democrats made the exact same claims about Saddam Hussein's WMD program as Bush, jump up and down and shout "But Bush is a stupid poopie-head and he lied."

[VRWCmember]

Democrat Strategy to regain power:

1. Democrats have no ideas.
2. To distract from the fact that democrats have no ideas, shout repeatedly "Bush is a stupid poopie-head"
3. To further distract from the fact that democrats have no ideas, shout repeatedly "Bush Lied to go to war with Iraq."
4. When confronted with the obvious truth that all leading democrats made the exact same claims about Saddam Hussein's WMD program as Bush, jump up and down and shout "But Bush is a stupid poopie-head and he lied."

[mhking]

Thank you, come again!

[Darksheare]

Heh heh heh.
;-)

[Petronski]

Advice For Republicans if they want to be successful in the 2006 elections

You promise big, but in the end what you produce is very, uh, small.

Maybe you should talk to Bob about Enzyte.

[BJClinton]

.sdrawkcab dna ylbisivni ti od ot tnelat laer sekat ti tuB

[nicmarlo]

see....the shark is being an instiGATOR. : )

[nicmarlo]

FOFLOL!! So very true!

[Darksheare]

It's not my fault!

[nicmarlo]

seems to me I've heard that fairy tale from you before, darks!

[Darksheare]

But this time it's true that it isn't my fault. ;-)

[nicmarlo]

...."this time it's true"....so, how many, and which other "times" was it not true???? inquiring minds, and all. : )

[Darksheare]

Well, I know I'm not responsible for fire flood and famine simultaneously in LA 9 years running.
Does that count?
And.. a few things, like possessed appliances, may have been my fault. ;-)

[nicmarlo]

...a few things, like possessed appliances, may have been my fault.

THAT'S ALL????? : )

[Darksheare]

Okay, okay.. so certain unnatural events may be my fault as well.
But LA is on their own, I didn't do that one.

[nicmarlo]

just as I thought! Your nose is growing, daily.....what else have you left out (and, no, I really don't think LA is your fault. : )

[Darksheare]

Honestly, I don't recall.. But I think some UFO sightings, some troll zottings, and a few dozen keyboards getting sprayed with drink are involved somewhere.

[nicmarlo]

....you left at LEAST one out: typo virus