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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
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To: tuliptree76
That's right! LOL!
You're good but evil......
To: EsmeraldaA
I'm not evil...
To: tuliptree76
LOL!
You can be evil in a very angelic way....
To: EsmeraldaA
To: tuliptree76
I'm off to bed tulip.
Good night and sweet dreams.
To: EsmeraldaA
To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu
well... after a most unpleasant and largely sleepless night, I wake early in hopes of having my uglier suspicions dashed.
thirty minutes after the alotted hour, I am disappointed to note that my uglier suspiciouns are apparently correct.
for the price of forty lousy dollars, one of the local chronic hard-luck cases has by all evidence begged his way onto my shoot-on-sight list.
Please remind me to warn the bullofthewoods that if this fellow turns up on your property he is to be turned away forever.
Damn all liars, beggars, and con-artists.
And damn me for having a soft heart.
see you at work.
6,827
posted on
12/14/2005 4:33:19 AM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout; yall
"... see you at work." Well, that's where I'm heading.
Y'know, I'm going to have to work on my recognition signals, cause y'all folks just look like ordinary people when I see you out in the public.
But I know you're out there!
6,828
posted on
12/14/2005 4:52:30 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: NicknamedBob
have a good and productive day, NnB
see you around :)
6,829
posted on
12/14/2005 4:55:50 AM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
Rise and shine to revitalize the thread.
Good morning.
6,830
posted on
12/14/2005 5:13:57 AM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: NicknamedBob
*Stretch*
*Yawn*
Excellent read, that Chapter Seventeen...I enjoyed it, thank you.
Mars...Mars indeed...
a thought occurs.
...
I must commune with the Elders. Then, I must address the Guild.
I shall prepare...
6,831
posted on
12/14/2005 5:24:01 AM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: NicknamedBob
Check out our method of making instant ice cream from liquid nitrogen. It's the best! When I worked for Greyhound, we used to ship "liquid nitrogen" to farms in other states...it's sometimes known as the more familiar "bull sperm."
I'll pass on the ice cram, thanks...;o]
6,832
posted on
12/14/2005 5:42:13 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: NicknamedBob
That's good to know.
What would one have to do to a Ben Wa ball in order to break it? It's more likely that an inquisitive child might think it's an excellent toy for a different kind of pu$$y...er...cat, leaving the original owner with only one ball.
Good Morning, btw!
6,833
posted on
12/14/2005 5:54:26 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was going to blame you.)
To: timpad
No problem. Glad to be of service.....
6,834
posted on
12/14/2005 5:55:17 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was going to blame you.)
To: sweetliberty; sionnsar; NicknamedBob; Darksheare
Welcome to the castle! I see the men have done a fair job of welcoming you! I'm sorry I wasn't here to welcome you myself, but I was slightly...er...indisposed.
I hope you enjoy your time here. Are you excited about our trip to Mars?
6,835
posted on
12/14/2005 5:55:51 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face
I'm placing a massive order for "parlor" stock and I'm having it sent to the castle. Is there a particular "loading dock" to which the delivery men (mmmmmm) should go?
6,836
posted on
12/14/2005 6:00:24 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was going to blame you.)
To: timpad
Did the Yeti file an EIS?
6,837
posted on
12/14/2005 6:01:28 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Morning. I think. I'm still slightly "not here."
Or maybe officially "not here." I can't decide how I feel. Eleven hours of sleep and I'm still VERY tired, so I may go back to bed...:o|
6,838
posted on
12/14/2005 6:02:20 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Alice au Wonderland
I think Darks asked him to, but I believe that Yeti has a serious Libertarian streak and thus refused.
6,839
posted on
12/14/2005 6:03:59 AM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: Baraonda; NicknamedBob
NnB, five'll get you ten that the signature's a fake. No parlor for you, young man.
6,840
posted on
12/14/2005 6:05:34 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was going to blame you.)
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