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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

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To: NicknamedBob
They lift the shuttles to the top of the atmosphere using hot hydrogen balloons, and then launch from there.

They must structurally strong, yet lightweight.

Good Night, and "Keep Watching The Skies!"

Goodnight Bob, I will!!

4,001 posted on 12/09/2005 8:27:11 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: tuliptree76

It is...


4,002 posted on 12/09/2005 8:27:38 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: tuliptree76

I am outraged! Those evil zeros are picking on you! Take me, you evil zeros!!!


4,003 posted on 12/09/2005 8:28:34 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: tuliptree76
I wouldn't mind having my own planet someday.

People have told me that I live in my own world. Does that count?

You may not get a planet, but there are several asteroids still available.
4,004 posted on 12/09/2005 8:29:10 PM PST by Das Outsider (Sorry, can't talk--emailing conservative talk show host right now.)
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To: NicknamedBob

"constructive destruction"

LOL!

I like that one. Construction through destruction. I don't think it can be used as a euphemism for war or killing, can it?

About elimination of unreliable elements, or rectification of frontiers as euphemisms for our space conquests?


4,005 posted on 12/09/2005 8:29:33 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

They didn't do much damage.


4,006 posted on 12/09/2005 8:29:57 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Good night, Bob.


4,007 posted on 12/09/2005 8:30:47 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: Das Outsider

I know I live in my own little world. I just would like a planet in there too. LOL!


4,008 posted on 12/09/2005 8:31:24 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: Das Outsider

"Ever since the election of Tim Qong Teel 437 years ago, Neptune has never been the same. What they do offer is poorly made clothing in mass quantities at a third of cost to wholesalers."

It sounds more like North Korea under Dear Leader and Great Leader.


4,009 posted on 12/09/2005 8:31:49 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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To: tuliptree76

That's good.


4,010 posted on 12/09/2005 8:31:52 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Baraonda
"About an invitation to the parlor also?"

Access to the parlor is controlled by the women, and they judge you not ready yet, but delectable and tempting.

That's not a bad thing. Work on charm and imitation savior-faire. It's the dripping saliva that's a dead giveaway.

Good Night.

4,011 posted on 12/09/2005 8:32:41 PM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: tuliptree76

I detest progressive tables just as much as progressive movements.


4,012 posted on 12/09/2005 8:36:25 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Good night, NnB.


4,013 posted on 12/09/2005 8:37:10 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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To: Baraonda

So the table will be more PG when you're joining me there? ;-)


4,014 posted on 12/09/2005 8:38:04 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: tuliptree76

PG is a good start, but only for the first session...I mean sitting.


4,015 posted on 12/09/2005 8:42:12 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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To: Baraonda

PG is the wildest that it gets there. You'll have to look elsewhere if you want PG-13 or R.


4,016 posted on 12/09/2005 8:44:17 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: tuliptree76

PG = Planetary Gravity.


4,017 posted on 12/09/2005 8:46:24 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Movie rating system. PG is pretty mild.


4,018 posted on 12/09/2005 8:47:17 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: Baraonda; Monkey Face; All
It sounds more like North Korea under Dear Leader and Great Leader.

Ah, you must be new to the Undead Thread.
4,019 posted on 12/09/2005 8:48:05 PM PST by Das Outsider (5...4...3...2...until Kim time.)
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To: tuliptree76

I guess I'll have to wait until alie ou wonderland inducts me into the parlor then.

Nighty night y'all.


4,020 posted on 12/09/2005 8:48:55 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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