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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
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To: Alice au Wonderland
If they weren't applicable to this situation, what would be the fun of being a wizard? One does not live by ZOT! alone...
3,741
posted on
12/09/2005 5:41:29 PM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: Monkey Face; Alice au Wonderland
"...Virginity is lost only once, you know...."
It IS????
And it's awful hard to find it again!
3,742
posted on
12/09/2005 5:41:48 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Monkey Face
How much tequilla have you had to drink?!
3,743
posted on
12/09/2005 5:42:26 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: sionnsar
"You need perpetual gloom outside, with at least a pleasant light mist wafting down from the dark grey skies to moisten your upturned face (and beard, if you have one)." Uh-huh. Sounds like the catwalks. Just don't get dizzy up there. From the looks of the clinic, you could end up with your left arm where your right one goes, and vice versa, among other things.
3,744
posted on
12/09/2005 5:42:55 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
To: Monkey Face; Alice au Wonderland
I'll take care of The Guild... Forget 'em. Let 'em get their own parlor full of Ben Wa engineers.
3,745
posted on
12/09/2005 5:43:28 PM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: timpad
Lovely.
Come into our parlor, and let us let you take care of us.
3,746
posted on
12/09/2005 5:43:59 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: tuliptree76
Kewl!
It's good to have you here!
3,747
posted on
12/09/2005 5:44:09 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: tuliptree76
Thanks.
Now that I know what a dissertation is I can start using it and impress people. Maybe I can also say I'm writing a dissertation, even though I hate writing, especially long papers. I love "big" words and use them - they make me sound important, like a somebody, you know.
Now, if I can only figure out what 'Faces' tag line means...
3,748
posted on
12/09/2005 5:44:14 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: timpad
3,749
posted on
12/09/2005 5:44:55 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
"Torture" is generally not required. Jack Daniels, some nice music...then the secrets start showing up.
3,750
posted on
12/09/2005 5:45:36 PM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: Baraonda
Prurience, my son, it is all prurience!
3,751
posted on
12/09/2005 5:45:59 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Baraonda
Well, I don't know what Face's tagline means either.
3,752
posted on
12/09/2005 5:46:06 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Have I told you about the one where I can make copies of myself? Useful for Confuse-A-Dragon as well as, er, other purposes.
3,753
posted on
12/09/2005 5:47:26 PM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
"no other weapon is required!!" I meant with the other nukes, of course.
3,754
posted on
12/09/2005 5:47:35 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
To: timpad
Jack Daniels would relieve the tension too soon. We don't want that, do we. Premature "relaxation" is frowned upon most severely. *fingertip gliding up your thigh*
3,755
posted on
12/09/2005 5:48:17 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: tuliptree76; Baraonda
It's in Scots-Gaelic, and seeing that I can't even speak Irish-Gaelic, I dunno....
3,756
posted on
12/09/2005 5:48:33 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Alice au Wonderland
That might require "delicate" negotiations with the hubby....on my part, you understand.Not to mention an airtight treason exemption from the King, don'tcha know...
3,757
posted on
12/09/2005 5:48:48 PM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: NicknamedBob
Oh.. You know what the ideal weapon would be - an antimatter-matter bomb!!
3,758
posted on
12/09/2005 5:49:51 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Alice au Wonderland
*snort*
Just make sure we don't leave any crumbs for the uninitiated...;o]
3,759
posted on
12/09/2005 5:50:03 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Alice au Wonderland
There is another word I've been meaning to ask.
Is it a synonymous for prudence, tact?
3,760
posted on
12/09/2005 5:50:09 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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