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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Most definitely!

You were not aware of this?

Curious.....
2,541 posted on 12/07/2005 3:46:29 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

No, what am I begging for?


2,542 posted on 12/07/2005 3:50:38 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu; Monkey Face; Alice au Wonderland; tuliptree76


The Last Goodbyes

Every time you say Goodbye, it is a last Goodbye,
And sometimes, it becomes a Last, without a hint of why.
I said Goodbye, some years ago, to a little girl of ten,
Just heard the news report today. I won’t see her again.

It never should have happened. That much is always clear,
But accidents and tragedies have no respect for time of year.
In Springtime, when the budding life is bursting out like song,
The loss of one so full of hope just makes the world seem wrong.

One never does expect it. Surprise is no surprise.
The Reaper dressed in party clothes is in a poor disguise.
Still I recall the time that I was last to see her leave,
I don’t think it occurred to me I’d be the one who’d grieve.

We said Goodbye. It lasted long. A lifetime I suppose,
She should have gone about her life, for that is how it goes.
I wither and diminish. She flourishes and thrives.
But age is not the only thing that puts an end to lives.

Please take these notes in sadness, from lessons I have learned,
When you say Goodbye please make it Good, and make the Last one earned.
Like Jefferson and Adams, each stricken to his bed,
Yet each was sure the other lived, on a day that each was dead.

Our Goodbyes have a purpose, they hold a memory,
A flash of frozen joyfulness, in case of tragedy.
Please make the most of them, and “photograph” the smile,
And hold that hug, or handshake. It has to Last a while.

NicknamedBob . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . May 16, 2005

2,543 posted on 12/07/2005 3:52:48 PM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
"I think he plays dominoes!!"

I know He plays billiards.

By the way, He's Good.

2,544 posted on 12/07/2005 3:55:01 PM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Excellent.


2,545 posted on 12/07/2005 3:56:29 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: NicknamedBob

I know He is!


2,546 posted on 12/07/2005 3:57:31 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: NicknamedBob

>> I know He plays billiards.

Snooker. Undefeated. Just ask "Old Scratch".


2,547 posted on 12/07/2005 3:59:40 PM PST by HKMk23 (-- speechless --)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
You were begging for a glimpse of the' method acting ball' of course!!!
2,548 posted on 12/07/2005 4:10:35 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA
It was an aspiration, not a necessity!!
2,549 posted on 12/07/2005 4:14:43 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; EsmeraldaA

If respiration consists of inspiration and expiration, what the heck is aspiration?

And is it something you should be doing in polite company?


2,550 posted on 12/07/2005 4:17:08 PM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Sometimes showing up with role models in tow IS a necessity!
2,551 posted on 12/07/2005 4:24:09 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: NicknamedBob; HKMk23

Not now, I'm using my brain power on the IQ test HKMk23 provided.....


2,552 posted on 12/07/2005 4:25:09 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu; NicknamedBob

I would love to have you for a doctor!

Even when we "expect" death, it's always a shock. I don't deal with it like most people because I have seen so much of it. I lost my best friend when we were 14. She had a seizure and fell into some water and had a coronary. But she was only the first of many, and I'm still unprepared.

Your poem said it quite accurately, Bob.


2,553 posted on 12/07/2005 4:25:15 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: EsmeraldaA

A ball is a role model - I'm aiming for the stars!!


2,554 posted on 12/07/2005 4:26:16 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: NicknamedBob

thank you


2,555 posted on 12/07/2005 4:26:53 PM PST by Kindly Old Doc Tsu ("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu

Oh, Mama. I'm so sorry. Are you and your patient okay?


2,556 posted on 12/07/2005 4:27:25 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

a ball is a roll model


2,557 posted on 12/07/2005 4:27:43 PM PST by Kindly Old Doc Tsu ("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
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To: HKMk23; NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse

My IQ isn't great.


2,558 posted on 12/07/2005 4:28:47 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: NicknamedBob

You want an explanation for your aspiration to excel and exhale.......mmmmm....not in the mood.


2,559 posted on 12/07/2005 4:30:08 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu; tuliptree76; NicknamedBob; Irish_Thatcherite; Darksheare; stephenjohnbanker; ...

I have returned.

At some point, I will take a shower, but not right now.

Tulip and KODT: I hope that you feel much better soon.

'Face: Hot Toddy's either work or get you so snookered that you feel wonderful despite the gallopping epizootis.

NnB and DC: Do you have an eta on the balls yet? *heavy breathing*


2,560 posted on 12/07/2005 4:32:40 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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