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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

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To: Monkey Face

Me too. Be right back.


2,461 posted on 12/07/2005 11:07:26 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Monkey Face; Dead Corpse; HKMk23

I have returned from the IQ test website. I scored a paltry 118 on the first test. I can't do the spatial figures to save my life!


2,462 posted on 12/07/2005 12:20:07 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Dead Corpse; HKMk23

I did four of them so my "combined" IQ is 127...however, when I was 14, it was 147....I know it has increased (as does everyone's) with age, but I'm like you, Alice...I can't do the spatial stuff.

And, of course, this is a day when I have gray lint for brains, so I'll have to take it some day when I'm in remission. Maybe I can actually score!

So. My query is this: What has this stuff got to do with how SMART a person is?


2,463 posted on 12/07/2005 12:25:10 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Monkey Face
Cognitive ability. The spatial stuff measures how well you are able to turn abstracts over in your head.

FWIW, when I first took it, I more than qualified for entry. As an ex-Mensa member, this did not surprise me. What did surprise me was re-taking said test here yesterday and coming up with a 118 score.

Kind of also why I'm freaking out a bit. I've ALWAYS done well on these tests. If I've lost that, then something major, and possibly very bad, has happened to DC's gray matter.

2,464 posted on 12/07/2005 12:37:13 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Monkey Face

Absolutely nothing.

As far as I can tell, IQ scoring is useful for placing children in the appropriate classes. Beyond that, unless someone is a bona fide genius, it's meaningless.

After a while, time and experience tends to level the playing field.


2,465 posted on 12/07/2005 12:39:19 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Dead Corpse

Believe me, Sweetie. I understand that completely. I have lost a lot of what made me who I am, including any potential I had of being who I wanted to be and doing what I wanted to do.

I often mourn that person, but only very rarely do I catch a glimpse of her now. I can only hope that whatever has your brain in chains will release it soon. It could be as simple as too much stress.

I'll burn some incense for you. (And say a few prayers, as well!) :o]


2,466 posted on 12/07/2005 12:42:30 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Dead Corpse

Yeah, but we're kind of fixated on your brawn, right now. *wink wink*

Could you just be tired? I mean, just because you're tiring your muscles doesn't mean that you're not also straining the brain.

*a brief pause while Alice fans herself*

I just goggle at the thought of you straining under any set of circumstances......*frantic fanning of self*


2,467 posted on 12/07/2005 12:42:32 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
"Age and treachery will always over come youth and skill". Cynicism at its best.
2,468 posted on 12/07/2005 12:43:47 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Yah. That's what I thought. If I had to live in a world where my life depended on figuring out the spatial things, I'd be a blithering idiot.

However, in the school of life, I'd say my IQ is pretty close to 200.


2,469 posted on 12/07/2005 12:44:08 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Dead Corpse

Very true, on all counts.


2,470 posted on 12/07/2005 12:45:28 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Monkey Face; Dead Corpse

Now, I'm feeling like a moron.

I'll go back and take the other tests later and see what my cumulative score is.

Nearly time to do the ballet and swimming runs.

Anything prurient, before I go? (I'll be back later this evening, earlier than usual.)


2,471 posted on 12/07/2005 12:47:29 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

You have a point there....


2,472 posted on 12/07/2005 12:50:04 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

Yes. Scary, ain't it?

I'll catch you later. Have to transport the kids to various activities.

Ciao!


2,473 posted on 12/07/2005 12:54:14 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: All

Be back later this evening, but earlier than usual, as the hubby is picking up the kids from practice for me. Yippee! Uninterrupted shower time for Alice!


2,474 posted on 12/07/2005 12:55:44 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Ciao bella!


2,475 posted on 12/07/2005 12:56:11 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: stephenjohnbanker; Victoria Delsoul

LOL, thanks!


2,476 posted on 12/07/2005 1:27:54 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; EsmeraldaA

Hmm... yes.

Then my semi-earned title of "Twisted Innocent" is quite appropriate.


2,477 posted on 12/07/2005 1:29:26 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: HKMk23

LOL, Bear was lucky he knew how to breathe.
But if he did write something, that would be it.


2,478 posted on 12/07/2005 1:31:22 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Dead Corpse

"500 posts over night?
Why do I feel like I missed something?"

Maybe we have been "discovered" ??


2,479 posted on 12/07/2005 1:32:26 PM PST by stephenjohnbanker
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To: Alice au Wonderland

"I wonder if SJB is blushing yet."

Nope..........still holding out.


2,480 posted on 12/07/2005 1:34:06 PM PST by stephenjohnbanker
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