Parody ZOT of Free Republic

[Alice au Wonderland]

Freep me. *panting*

[Alice au Wonderland]

I'd prefer to recline upon the fur while wearing the heels....

[HKMk23]

> I bet no one targets your house on mischief night!

True, but Ruthless isn't why, anymore. Once we had our first batch of crumb-grinders toddling around, he proved that he could darn near knock them unconscious with an enthusiastic swish of his tail. So, after he planted my son on his diaperd butt a few times, we had a family conference and decided to put the dog up for adoption. We found a family with older children and alot more land and they absolutely love him.

[Dead Corpse]

I was gonna go for ridges. "R-r-r-ruffles have R-r-r-ranch R-r-r-ridges..."

[Monkey Face]

We have plenty of furs in the library, as well as the observatory. My request, of course. And a dumbwaiter to provide chilled wine and other tasty snacks and otherwise necessary "equipment." ;o]

[Alice au Wonderland]

Ruthless, I could handle. It was the acid flame throwing thing that gave me pause.

So....how soon could you whip up a prototype of your "innovation" for NnB and DC?

[Monkey Face]

And you got a 2444 to boot! Whoa! Who said you were distracted?

[Dead Corpse]

Er... Me?

On another note... I think I'm getting stupid. Seriously. I think I may have had a micro-stroke at some point. Just enough to dumb me up a bit.

[Monkey Face]

I somehow think NnB and DC won't be using the balls...just providing "technical assistance."

[Alice au Wonderland]

Oh,....sweet.....um!.....*trying to hold back scream*......give me the d$$n ridges and the rilling!.....Oh!

[Monkey Face]

I had three of those 20 years ago, and because of it, I left my husband in the dust. I haven't had one since. They are scary. I don't want another one.

[HKMk23]

Oh, yeah. Hmmmm. Now that I think about it, keeping a shatter-proof container of hydrofluoric acid on the shelf behind the entry door is an idea with merit. Of course, I'd have to train the kids NOT to waste it on solicitors and the occasional duo of Jehovah's Witnesses...

[Alice au Wonderland]

You mean they don't get to help with insertion or retrieval? *pouting*

[Alice au Wonderland]

....or on each other!

[Monkey Face]

Isn't that "technical assistance?" I mean, they have to be sure the balls are in the proper receptacle, and functioning at optimum performance...

[Dead Corpse]

Went over here and took their IQ test. Last time, about a year ago, I scored a full 43 points higher than when I took it yesterday. I'll give myself another wekk and try it again.

Either I was just having a "stupid" day or I REALLY need to get more sleep. It also could be that I've been doing too much linear thinking lately and I'm starting to get in a rut.

[Dead Corpse]

I've always believed in a higher degree of customer service than that...

[Alice au Wonderland]

Oh, okay. I thought that technical assistance referred to engineering, manufacturing, and trouble-shooting questions about the balls.

Mmmmm. I love being rolled by a man.... *purring*

[Monkey Face]

Dang. That's not good. I'll take the test and see if I can even get a score. ;o]

[Alice au Wonderland]

Does the service include ridges and rills?