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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
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To: NicknamedBob; Darksheare
And you call yourselves men?!
I prefer the direct approach. Thwack 'em with a shoe, says I, and wipe off the residue with a tissue.
Catch them in a jar. Sheesh!
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posted on
12/06/2005 8:56:11 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
My fathers cat NiMH thinks we're funny looking, if defective, cats.
So when he is out to chase birds in the thicket, he wants me to come along too.
He hasn't quite figured out that I'm 5'5" with two legs, and he is 1' tall with four legs.
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posted on
12/06/2005 8:56:30 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: tuliptree76
To: Darksheare; tuliptree76
Mmmmmm
For me could you open something non creamy, please?
To: tuliptree76; EsmeraldaA
sure.
like venison? make y'all a nice hearty soup with that.
2,145
posted on
12/06/2005 8:56:56 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Alice au Wonderland; NicknamedBob; Army Air Corps; King Prout; Darksheare
I must have missed something earlier - what's a Ben Wa ball?
2,146
posted on
12/06/2005 8:57:32 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
To: King Prout
Molly kitty looks out the window and howls for daddy to fix the tree rats?
LOL!
2,147
posted on
12/06/2005 8:57:34 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: King Prout
whyowhy don't possums eat squirrels?????????To quote Lilo: "That would be an abomination!
2,148
posted on
12/06/2005 8:57:52 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
I prefer my method: shriek like a 3 year old and blast 'em with a 12ga
2,149
posted on
12/06/2005 8:57:55 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
Well, H2O2 is an excellent organic solvent.
This is why the Jerries replaced the natural rubber gaskets in the fuel lines with a synthetic rubber by the name of Buna.
To: Alice au Wonderland
I, the abdicated Dark Lord of Kentothe, grovel to none.
(Though I will move spiders to more spider conducive places.)
2,151
posted on
12/06/2005 8:58:48 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: Darksheare
yep. she knows I could. she does not understand things like "in-city discharge ordinances"
2,152
posted on
12/06/2005 8:58:50 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
I don't think I've ever had venison before.
2,153
posted on
12/06/2005 8:58:51 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
To: King Prout
2,154
posted on
12/06/2005 8:58:58 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Army Air Corps
BUNA is good useful stuff -er- Stoff
2,155
posted on
12/06/2005 8:59:22 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: tuliptree76
If I make soup, normal people look at me funny.
(I add garlic powder to Cream of Mushroom soup..)
But I would make soup, with buttered toast.
2,156
posted on
12/06/2005 8:59:51 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: King Prout; tuliptree76
That would be excellent!
How good are you as a cook? ;)
To: tuliptree76; Alice au Wonderland
it is a (usually) female-use toy.
actually, two per set, IIRC
and that's all I'm gonna say about that.
2,158
posted on
12/06/2005 9:00:25 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: tuliptree76
I would. And it'd be from scratch, too.
2,159
posted on
12/06/2005 9:00:30 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
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posted on
12/06/2005 9:00:59 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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