Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
The mice are squeaking...
And crickets chirping.
You don't even want to know what the lampreys and lemmings are doing...
Oh great. Are they making a mess again? I don't feel like cleaning tonight.
" I don't feel like cleaning tonight."
Not to worry, I have been training some hedgehogs to do that...
*whew*
I'm glad you did. I can't do a lot of heavy lifting until I get rid of this congestion.
I have been trying to train some squirrels to perform electrical work, but it usually results in an afternoon snack.
Ack! No! Not the squirrels!
Well, the amps fry them and I just cant let good squirrel go to waste...
Ugh... You can have the squirrel. I'll just stick with beef, pork, chicken, turkey, and white fish.
well, the squirrels are better at electrical work than the seals...that training programme was a disaster.
Maybe you can get the birds to do it instead.
I am training the birds to tie my shoes. Squirrels do fairly well with electrical work because of their tiny hands, but they aren't safety concious and often forget their gloves.
I am picturing the squirrels in little gloves with safety hats and goggles... and it's such a cute picture.
I tried to teach some badgers how to repair small gas engines, but that didn't go so well...
"I am picturing the squirrels in little gloves with safety hats and goggles... and it's such a cute picture."
Well, they usually do good work, especially with home electronics.
LOL!
Well, I am going to toddle off to bed early; I have a full day tomorrow.
Sleep well.
Good night, AAC.
"I am picturing the squirrels in little gloves with safety hats and goggles... and it's such a cute picture."
I am gonna have that image in my head for a while.
LOL! At least it's a good image.
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