That card is a riot! LOL!
Isn't it? I keep looking at it.
BTW, I have to tell you all this:
These turkey are the absolute BOMB:
http://www.jennieoturkeystore.com/ovenready/product.asp
I have had one of those and I also have bought the freezer to oven Harris Teeter brand turkey breast; it's some of the juiciest turkey we have EVER had.
In three hours, flat.