Truth to tell, it's not what's under the kilt so much as how good the a$$ and legs look with it.
The sporran, on the other hand....*Alice vaporizes into steam*
Hi, folks. Tad Snarky, again. Zotco Industries appreciates all that you given us over the last two weeks. In fact, we wouldn't even have a name for the Zot Voyager without your assistance. As a token of our appreciation, we'd like to offer all of you a Zotco commemorative pen and matching fannypack. My assistant, Dr. Jim "J-Ol" Olasky will be shipping them out first thing Monday morning. As brave pioneers in the field of alternative technology solutions, you should be proud of the sacrifices and challenges to be made on this mission.