Hi, folks. Tad Snarky, again. Zotco Industries appreciates all that you given us over the last two weeks. In fact, we wouldn't even have a name for the Zot Voyager without your assistance. As a token of our appreciation, we'd like to offer all of you a Zotco commemorative pen and matching fannypack. My assistant, Dr. Jim "J-Ol" Olasky will be shipping them out first thing Monday morning. As brave pioneers in the field of alternative technology solutions, you should be proud of the sacrifices and challenges to be made on this mission.
Ummmm. This statement is faintly alarming. Are we brave pioneers going to be making sacrifices, or are we going to be the sacrifices?
Don't tell me: They were all made in Korea, right?