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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

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To: tuliptree76

Thanks. I need to lose 30 pounds.


6,441 posted on 11/18/2005 10:57:31 PM PST by calrighty ( Watch " The Beeber Story ", written by al baby, produced by Hugh Series. Troops BTTT)
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To: calrighty

I need to lose some weight too, but I've decided that I'm not going to worry about that now. LOL!


6,442 posted on 11/18/2005 11:01:00 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: A CA Guy

"ate" 2.5 pounds of chicken, not age


6,443 posted on 11/18/2005 11:01:41 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: tuliptree76

Not tonight!


6,444 posted on 11/18/2005 11:03:41 PM PST by calrighty ( Watch " The Beeber Story ", written by al baby, produced by Hugh Series. Troops BTTT)
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To: tuliptree76

Simplest way to lose the weight is to eat more often (six times a day) and to then run a little three times a week for 20 minutes each and to lift hand weights for 30 minutes twice a week.

You can run, not lift weights a little and he weight won't come off.

The other way, having a pet that wants to eat all of your meals for you is a tough find.


6,445 posted on 11/18/2005 11:03:56 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: tuliptree76

Anyway, you have to worry about doing taxes for 1200 FReepers : )


6,446 posted on 11/18/2005 11:04:46 PM PST by calrighty ( Watch " The Beeber Story ", written by al baby, produced by Hugh Series. Troops BTTT)
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To: tuliptree76

Next year.


6,447 posted on 11/18/2005 11:05:41 PM PST by calrighty ( Watch " The Beeber Story ", written by al baby, produced by Hugh Series. Troops BTTT)
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To: Darksheare; NicknamedBob; Das Outsider; Alice au Wonderland

Speaking of Jabberwocky, I'm surprised you didn't type *that up.

*that: a new & improved version. ;-)


6,448 posted on 11/18/2005 11:06:18 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: calrighty

LOL!


6,449 posted on 11/18/2005 11:08:20 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: calrighty

Hmm.. Aspen Tree bark isn't good for you.
It is where aspirin comes from.
;-)


6,450 posted on 11/18/2005 11:09:20 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare; Alice au Wonderland

You missed the addition I made to
the story, I finally gave it an ending.


6,451 posted on 11/18/2005 11:09:39 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Darkchylde; NicknamedBob; Das Outsider; Alice au Wonderland

You mean..

Jabberwock-eh?

'twas breakfast for the slothy gnome
who mummbled & gurggled on some brains
all flimsy were the garlic cloves &
the bathrobes outcame....

"Becare the Jagger Talk, long Jon
the gummsy mite, his lips do flap!
Becare the ju-ju bees, and run
from the numerous bands you watch!"

Be shook by whirlpool tubs with hands
Wrong time for madness so he thought.
so wrestled he with yard gnomes, three
and fumed awhile distraught

As by the gimpish ref he stood
the Jagger Talk, all lips & novocaine,
came slobbering in his tulle gray suit.
And drooled as he came.

Who knew?! Who knew?! It was only you?
the portal ate my knickers, Jack!
I left my bed and on my sled
I crashed into a smokestack,

and blasted the face of Jagger Talk.
His flailing lips, oh boy, oh boy.
Augh, frightening play! Too few! More hay!
He curdled at the ploy

'twas breakfast for the slothy gnome
who mummbled & gurggled on some brains
all flimsy were the garlic cloves &
the bathrobes outcame....


6,452 posted on 11/18/2005 11:10:03 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darkchylde; Alice au Wonderland

Yeah, that version I don't have.


6,453 posted on 11/18/2005 11:10:29 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare

Yabbut no hunger headaches!


6,454 posted on 11/18/2005 11:10:43 PM PST by calrighty ( Watch " The Beeber Story ", written by al baby, produced by Hugh Series. Troops BTTT)
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To: calrighty

I don't know if I'll worry about it next year either. Or even after that. As long as the doctor says that I'm relatively healthy and I feel okay, I'm not going to worry about it. I'm done trying to have an acceptable body... It's just not going to happen. And I figure if it's not good enough for others, then so be it. They don't have to look at me.


6,455 posted on 11/18/2005 11:11:01 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: calrighty

Hmm, true.


6,456 posted on 11/18/2005 11:12:46 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: tuliptree76

OK, you foxy wench!


6,457 posted on 11/18/2005 11:13:08 PM PST by calrighty ( Watch " The Beeber Story ", written by al baby, produced by Hugh Series. Troops BTTT)
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To: calrighty

ROFLOL!


6,458 posted on 11/18/2005 11:15:00 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: calrighty
Too bad they had to shut down Moonbat Central.

I was really starting to grow attached to that blog.

:(

6,459 posted on 11/18/2005 11:23:34 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

You mean DU?


6,460 posted on 11/18/2005 11:29:35 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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