NEWS FLASH: Several thousand angry coal miners led by Senator Robert Byrd today descended upon Michigan in what on-scene observers have described as a determined hunt for a Mr. L. Shark. Mr. Shark, reportedly mired in deep depression because of Michigan's failure to secure a meaningful Bowl Game bid, is alleged to have insulted the good people of the Moonshine Mountain State whose team will face the awesome University of Georgia Bulldogs in this year's Sugar Bowl.
Go Huskers
I keep getting these images of West Virginians looking all over Mississippi. Speling eddycation and all that......
If you can't beat West Va, you will wish you were in the Holiday bowl......