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To: Lakeshark

Thanks for looking into that! I'll be looking forward to a nice 3 hour ordeal. LOL! Maybe my friend will get bored, too?

I still so much work to do today. Mon and Tues I get to go to a touchy feely workshop on becoming a better leader. Now doesn't that! sound like fun!!!! I'll bet you are just ROFL!!!


4,653 posted on 12/04/2005 4:44:17 PM PST by phantomworker (We don't see things as they are, we see things as WE are.<==> Perception is everything.)
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To: phantomworker
I'll get my old manuals out......

*Checking*

Ahhhhhhh.....
1. Never correct an employee.
2. Always hug them when they make a mistake.
3. Always give the highest ratings to employees.
4. Allow drugs and alcohol at their desks.
5. Never set goals for producvity.
6. Always fulfill quotas instead of hiring competence.
7. Make sure they know how sensitive you are as a boss.
8. Let them know they can come in late and leave early.
9. Promote them when they show signs of slacking off.
10. Never ask them to take responsibility for a mistake.

Re-read daily all General Motors and New York Times employee guidelines above.

4,654 posted on 12/04/2005 5:03:01 PM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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