Posted on 10/19/2005 8:42:55 PM PDT by Mo1
*Smooch*
.....Westy.....
NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN
D A M N I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.
E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.
P E P T O B I M B O
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.
D U M B E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in! enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
M E N I C I L L I N
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person ..Can we get naked now?..
BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
J A C K A S S P I R I N
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.
A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
N A G A M E N T
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him
Me too I don't know half of the time whats up!:)
LOL
Good night and may you not be too bothered by the dentist sometimes our teeth are the real caused of heath issues!
Yours is better...
Stupidity should make you sterile
It's getting to be that I know half the people that turn up in these "colorful" local stories. In this case, I know both...one quite well.
Scheduled for release? Brilliant!
LOL.
How brilliant.
He is scheduled for release and he lights out..
ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.
It's a brick, isn't it?
I know. This guy should be a comedian. Seriously. He's actually very likeable, but definitely not the brightest bulb in the package. Here's the sad part: he's the most balanced one in the family.
Egads!
He's the most balanced of the bunch..
Yikes.
You really ought to get a digital camera to record all the great places you visit.
You on your mountain top and me, today, in the bottom of the valley taking pics of the fast flowing water coming from everywhere. I must visit this place again in summertime.
Meanwhile, here is a shot from Malpica that I took today after visiting the river.
*sigh* Yeah. Too bad half the people on earth are below average...
I had resisted saying this but since you mention it...
The battery died when I turned on the camera, all it would say is that the batteries were dead. $17.00 for new ones back at the only store in Torrey, Utah.
Cheese.......
Damn bad luck -- you have to keep those things charged.
Two Disposable batteries, the e^2 type. They were not supposed to die, they were fairly new. Blew my confidence in them.
I've got my eye on a setup at Costco where a Camera + a telephoto + 6 Megapixels is now affordable.
What do you use?
Click here to see my Trip to Verdes
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