Posted on 10/19/2005 8:42:55 PM PDT by Mo1
A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose." The woman did as she was told.
"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room."
Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."
As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."
The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.
LMAO!!
I like this one:
Two things the Marines are always are always taught:
1) Keep your priorities in order.
2) Know when to act without hesitation.
A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the A.C.L.U . was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that once and for all he was going to prove that there was no God. Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "GOD, if you are real, then I
want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!"
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by. "I'm waiting God, if you're real, knock me off this platform!!!!"
Again after 4 minutes, the professor taunted God saying, "Here I am, God!!! I'm still waiting!!!"
His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a Marine, who was just released from the Marines after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor. The Marine hit him full force in the face!
This sent the Professor tumbling from his lofty platform. The Professor was out cold. The students were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in confusion. The Marine nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat in silence. The class looked at him and fell silent
also.....Waiting.
Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked at the Marine in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and could speak he asked,"What the hell is the matter with you?! Why did you do that?"
The Marine answered "God was really busy protecting America's soldiers, who are protecting your right to say
stupid sh!t and act like an @sshole. So he sent me."
I'm afraid to ask how you are typing.
:-)
Attending Rupert's Wake
Not Much Sympathy
"If you started showing some empathy towards the real horrors perpertated daily then one could haved some sympathy for your selective indignation for the trivial. ~ Cardhu"
Oh Cardy how do you know I don't have the same concern for many things one should not not assume because this has surfaced on the radar that I have dismissed the other acts of the Jihad!
There are many things I have strong concerns on I just don't always approach them here!
"More sick things are happening now on land than are happening at sea. ~ Cardhu"
A cut throat is a cut throat be it land or sea!
To me Piracy is a continuation of what is taking place on land has again taken to the seas...
Terrorist groups like al Qaeda have found piracy a convenient vehicle for their own deadly purposes
Terror on the High Seas – A Spreading Plague
DEBKA-Net-Weekly Special Report.
August 14, 2002, 6:37 PM (GMT+02:00)
http://www.debka.com/article_print.php?aid=177
As of now this awareness is not being made in mainstream media like everything now days an only when issue becomes so entrenched than the public is informed!
By no means was to take way from you or those who enjoy the pleasures on the sea!:)
Life goes on...
Thanks for the ping. I like Fred.
Most likely has an IBM software where you dictate and it types what you want to say...
I have one of those but never hooked it up!
A story on the site of ABC News led with the lurid headline, “Young Singers Spread Racist Hate.” Now, if young singers have ABC’s bowels in a racial uproar, you can be sure that the singers are white. We all understand that hate is what white people do.
There are many special places in Hofstra's School of Communication. Enter the WRHU main office and you will find something no other college radio station in the world has.
WRHU is the home of the WCBS TV channel 2 Long Island News Bureau!
Pictured above WCBS TV Long Island News Bureau Chief Mike Brook and WRHU News Director Jamie Morris busy at work.
Almost time for a break happy Tea and Crumpets! LOL
Your cartoon reminds me you have I think 2 reclinders and you also an ottoman?
than again ottomans are adjustable...
No ottoman yet. Just thinking out loud on that one. Recliners, yes...and here I sit at the computer. What I really need now is a big screen TV with (is it DVI?) so that I could run the computer through the TV screen. Then I could take full advantage of the new furniture. *Sigh* Sometimes it would be nice if money were no object.
For me I lived in a studio that is 21 x 20 and I am still thinking about this Gateway and to double check you can run cable through this to watch tv and also do other things or you can use the full screen...now I remember during the demonstration they did serveral things becaue of the hyper-threading!
This hyper-threading technology is important only Gateway has it for now to be able to all you want to do on your computer
Gateway Desktop PC, Intel P4 1GB DDR, 250GB HDD, DVD+CD Burner, 21" LCD - Item: 468-797
http://www.hsn.com/cnt/prod/default.aspx?webp_id=2176044&web_id=2176044&sz=0&sf=ec&dept=&cat=&subcat=&gs=&attr=50&prev=hp!sf!50&ocm=&cm_re=c1*Gateway10-15*21in
this item will return or even be updated many times something new is add!
This what one of the user said about DVI
Awesome Package! 10/28/2005
Out of the box... this computer is a champ!
The monitor is incredible. Features plus!
To really use this monitor to its fullest, you need to invest in a graphics card and DVI Cable!
The PIP and other features don't function using the monitor vga (not digital) with the analog cable that is supplied.
The on-board graphics card is great... but if you want more... you will need upgrade.
As for the computer itself... quality all the way.
Under the hood, it is impressive. Gateway pulled out all the stops on the case et al.
My only complaint is the speakers... they are not great.
I have a better system that I will plug in.
I am one happy Gateway customer and I never thought I would say that!
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I am glad I read this but I will keep watching for as customer tell them of their needs soon those things seem to added an in many times about the same or I seen the price lower after they sold so many!
Ok Cardy things happening on LAND! LOL
Add 4 1/2 hours flight time.....and it is 12:30 PM. Not 4 PM.......math wizard! Welcome back to the office! :-)
Close but no cigar.
I'm here. What is the arithmetic now? LOL!
It's 5 ET now. Had to leave at 5 PT
(5pts for each correct answer. LOL)
However, you also have to substract some time.
I only got lost once. Going west on I297. Supposed to go east. Have to figure in the differential:
1. How did it take me before I noticed.
2. How long did it take me to figure out the correct way?
That's a cute cartoon.
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