Posted on 10/09/2005 3:52:49 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Id always heard dogs are chick magnets, but Id never gathered any direct evidence while occasionally dog-sitting Benji, a midsize mutt who doesnt exert one gauss of magnetizing action. Then, shortly after a broken engagement left me suddenly single, a friend asked me to look after the sort of animal I have always considered useless: a quivering, rat-faced toy poodle.
Well, Hugo cannot herd sheep or scare off intruders or catch a Frisbee. But, Lord, he pulls human females. Fifteen seconds after I hit the pavement with Hugo, women were positively yelping with pleasure at my little friend. In Columbus Circle, Hugo leaped onto the lap of a sweet-faced German college student. Later, he worked his trembling-dog magic on Julia, a public-health grad student. (I dont know why he always seems so nervous, but it works.) This dog really is pretty cute, she allowed, as Hugo showed her his pink tongue and nuzzled her left breast.
The Hugo-Benji disparity left me with several questions: Could Hugo be topped? Would an even bigger poodle exert an even more forceful draw? Which dog is the most effective chick magnet of all? I decided to hit the streets with a half-dozen of them to unscientifically settle a matter much debated at dog runs.
Field observations Lila, the standard poodle: With a show-quality dog prancing by my side on the Upper West Side, not a single person of either gender looked me in the eye. After a half-hour of nothing, I pulled aside a woman with curly hair and a Sandra Bullock smile. If you see a guy with a poodle, you think hes married, said Allison, 23. Plus, the dog is poofy.
Roo, the Australian cattle-dog puppy: In the lobby of Animal Care and Control, Roo immediately pressed his front paws onto me and licked my face. On East 86th Street, my pointy-eared wingman elicited a shriek when he tried to lick the face of a woman selling books from a card table. But then Kristina, a doe-eyed 21-year-old brunette, stopped her stroll and giggled, Hello, baby to Roo and Hello to me. If a woman likes being licked by a puppy, shes my sort. Overall, the adoption-ready Roo (for information, call 311) wasnt bad, but he wasnt Hugo either.
Moca, the golden retriever, and Ernie Romeo, the long-haired dachshund: With little reaction garnered from the fairer sex, both purebred dogs offered good looks but little charm.
Rudy, the three-legged mutt: Please do not consider sawing off a dogs legbut if you did, youd improve your luck. Rudy, a mix of German shepherd, Airedale terrier, chow chow, and Rottweiler, has pretty much every scary dog in his pedigree. But sans a leg, hes a female sympathy sponge. As we limped toward the dog run in Union Square, I heard from a bench, Ooh, look at the poor fellow, and turned to meet Alexandra, 29, a dimple-cheeked publishing intern visiting New York from Berlin. Hes cute, she said. So was she. Rudys drawback is that he inspires everyone, landing me in conversations with deliverymen, homeless folks, and megaphone preachers. He also did what a lot of dogs do: sniff indiscriminately at the genitals of other dogs.
Disco, the great dane: Convinced no dog could out-magnetize Hugo, I tried a most unlikely rival: a pony-size Great Dane with a metal-spiked collar and bridge-cable leash. Three steps into Washington Square Park, we were surrounded by a group of female NYU undergrads, pressing in and petting Disco without fear. When I finally broke away, one called out, I could ride him like a horse! A few steps later I met Casey, a skinny, brown-eyed anthro major whom I wish I did not find so devastatingly attractive because she is 21 and I am barely still in my thirties.
Physical or cultural anthro? I asked.
Cultural, she replied. I always go for the cultural types, the ones who prefer living people to bones, who want to travel and live with the !Kung or Solomon Islanders for a spell. I felt guilty asking for Caseys phone number, but she gave it to me all the same. Damn that Discohe fetched trouble.
Walking home from the park, dogless, I talked to zero females. Maybe thats better: no 21-year-old temptations. Some dogs make meeting women easier, but only if one wants to sniff indiscriminately. Im probably better off with Benji.
And any breed when just a few weeks old.
I say the same thing about men, when they respond to MY border collie!
If a man's dog doesn't stand as high as my knees, I assume he's gay or otherwise involved, LOL!
Oh the other hand, any man who makes a friendly fuss over my 2 tumbleweeds, 50 lbs and 60 lbs respectively, just made my attract-o-meter ping to max.
Omigosh are those two adorable!
BTW, would you put me on your Kitty Ping List, please?
What a cute pair. So happy and content!
We also have what we think to be a daschund- black lab mix. She has daschund body, size and attitude and lab coloring and head. She is without a doubt the cutest dog in the world. Someone had left her on the side of the road.
Puppies. . .ANY kind of puppies are magnets. Of course, a Dobie pup reduces me to a puddle of mush.
They are, and you're added.
Funny dog thread
Pretty pooch!
Little baby Boo Dogs ALWAYS get MY attention!
(Thanks for the [rare] adorable GS puppy pix!)
Be assured - real WORKING dogs are much better than cute-trick dogs! ;-)
Thankee kindly. :o)
Amen, again.
(And yes, I'll even take long-haired 1s! ;-) )
Beautifully cute!
TWO cute!
He's a working dog. Mowing the lawn is tough work.
Wow, he's interesting-looking - like Bull Terrier (colored?) and maybe Portuguese Podengo (i.e., Ibizan-Hound relatives)?
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