just making sure you/everyone knew which cheeks I was referring to.
nothing else. really. I promise. No kidding. Seriously. This is hugh.
I knew what you meant darlin'....
OK, add to my list....
people who purposely don't get jokes.
Folks going 20 miles over the speed limit riding my bumper when I can't move over (and I'm going 10 MILES OVER THE SL!!!)
Folks who don't spay their pets and then abandon the preggers critter on my doorstep.
Mentally ill friends and relatives who don't take their meds.
The hips that have attached themselves to my body...THEY AREN'T MINE! Obviously they belong to a much larger woman and they have mistakenly latched on to me.