[najida]

I knew what you meant darlin'....

OK, add to my list....
people who purposely don't get jokes.

Folks going 20 miles over the speed limit riding my bumper when I can't move over (and I'm going 10 MILES OVER THE SL!!!)

Folks who don't spay their pets and then abandon the preggers critter on my doorstep.

Mentally ill friends and relatives who don't take their meds.

The hips that have attached themselves to my body...THEY AREN'T MINE! Obviously they belong to a much larger woman and they have mistakenly latched on to me.

[peacebaby]

tail gators...so I got out of my car, and walked back to the big ole black truck that's been riding my bumper, and I stood on the running board, and whispered in the ear of that big ole truck driver, " Sweetie, you're so close to my ass, you might as well kiss it."

[r-q-tek86]

people who purposely don't get jokes

I don't get it... what do you mean?

[ReeWalker]

The hips that have attached themselves to my body...THEY AREN'T MINE! Obviously they belong to a much larger woman and they have mistakenly latched on to me.

I have that same problem...I wish the "fat lady" they belong to would come get them....LOL