Posted on 10/06/2005 5:47:00 AM PDT by Paul Ciniraj
If you do those things, don't feel gay. Know that you are the best husband in the world and your wife will do anything for you. ;)
LOL
I like the way ya think!!
MM
HA! I know exactly what I want and I always mean what I say. I have found that many men don't really know what they want, other than the #1 thing on someone's list. ;)
Yeah, but I won't be interested because of being gay from doing all that, ya know?
"It's bad to give beer to your dogs."
Uhhhhhhhhhhh boy!!! LOL
MM
Are there any feminists left? I don't know any.
Was it good for zzzzzzz
Trust me, you definitely won't be gay if you do all of that! ;)
A few from the man side:
1) Don't expect me to care or want to hear about what happened on 'Days of Our Lives' (Oprah, Dr. Phil, Young and the Restless etc) when I ask you how your day went. Tell me about YOU, our house, our street, our town etc.
2) Let me sit down for 10 minutes and get my boots off before trying to talk to me about anything of consequence...
3) Don't ask how MY day went unless you honestly want to know and intend to sit and listen thoughtfully while I explain it, no matter how long it takes and no matter whether I need to first go over basic concepts about hydrodynamic flows, differential pressure zones, structural design.....
Bracing for flames.
Hey! you left out cooking and laundry!
Oh. Too bad. Well, a couple who have been dear friends for over 30 years are Democrats. I don't think of them as "left wingers" though. They are extremely happy and are very sincere. They also accept the fact that I am a conservative Republican, but they still love me. :)
Yeah..I didn't say Democrat, or even Liberal. Those two are far past that.
1- I would never try to change you. After all, I fell in love with the man that you are. Please do the same for me.
2- Let's be close, but we both need our space some of the time.
3- We will both remember that modern life is in part about our needs and responsibilities.
4- When I ask that we talk, let's share our opinions on the subject and work out a compromise that we can both be happy with.
That sounds good to me, too. I might have trouble following you on the technical stuff, but I would certainly listen and try to understand the technical stuff.
That's one down,150 million to go.
The only men who can possibly meet these requirements are gay ones. Women, be careful for what you ask for.
Well, it is posted under "humor", isn't it?
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