You boys could use a little churching up.
I feel good! Huah!
Next, you'll tell us to slide down to the Triple Rock and listen to the reverend Cleophus.
Hidee hidee hidee hidee hidee hidee hi!
Odee odee odee odee odee odee oy!
Scoodily voo scoodily voo scoodily voodily voodily voo
Skit dit dit dit diddle-eh boot dooot dooddle-eh
Dit dit diddle-em boot dooot doy!
I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! It wasn't my fault, I swear to god!