nice compliment
The male brain is certainly capable of handling that level of complexity, but only for things like C#, EverQuest, and baseball statistics.
I laughed when I read this cause it made me think of my hubby
Posted on 10/01/2005 7:36:14 AM PDT by teldon30
Yeah, we had the same thing happen but instead of the actually call girls handing you the cards, they were older male and female hispanics hired to hand them out.
Well, so far I've answered every question correctly. If you would search your heart and share with me your secrets to getting a completion certificate without going six hours of torture, I will refrain from making a comment about your "DD" sign off.
P.S. Your initial comment isn't possible. It just isn't.
Exactly! (as I sit here choking on a Cheezit). Women read complexity into the simplest things...
Have you ever been around a group of women talking about 'their guys?' They replay to the group-- every move, smile, gesture, word (not sentence here-- EACH WORD!).The FBI isn't as clue driven and the CIA isn't as stealth at cracking codes. These women are totally determined to extrapolate every bit of unseen data that is the puzzle of the man in their life.
And sometimes, a guy is just a guy. And a girl is just a girl.
"I actually had a cat (Siamese) that attacked two dates. "
The cat was siamese or the dates were?
And sometimes, a guy is just a guy. And a girl is just a girl... and it's the dog who is farting.
Rats! Now I have that song in my head, too. I was approached by someone with whom I had business dealings. He seemed to want to get to know me better. He was very sweet. He claimed he had not had a girlfriend in 18 months. I found out later that he was living with a girl!!
Brings to mind the song that says "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife." LOL! Shoot. Now I have that song going through my head, too.
Ugh...How can these cretins live with themselves?? I (unknowingly) dated a married guy once. Worst feeling in the world to be so duped.
Well, start singing Afternoon Delight.
Women start doing this at age four, at tea parties with their fathers, their teddy bears, and Leo the stuffed frog. By the time they get to sixth grade they are experts - by the time they are in their twenties, they are performing CIA-level psych-screening.
The average man in his twenties is still struggling to talk to Leo the stuffed frog.
Men vastly underestimate the complexity and depth of a woman's social programming. Women vastly overestimate a man's. The male brain is certainly capable of handling that level of complexity, but only for things like C#, EverQuest, and baseball statistics.
Most of us would laugh at the idea we are sending a woman a subtle signal about the status of the relationship by raising an eyebrow and squaring our shoulders away from her...we are probably just trying to sneak a glance at the hot bartender without getting caught. ;)
Ugh. I curse you with "Torn Between Two Lovers" to get stuck in your head.
I hate you.
ARGHHH!
Oh your words say "hate", but I can still feel the love.
"98%" would bed Pamela Anderson? Sources please.
Many of us would not touch her for spiritual reasons, having no desire to be "one flesh" with her. There is a profound bond at the emotional, psychological and spiritual level created in carnal knowledge. It's not just physical.
The women who bed multiple partners are not the only one with psychological problems. Hugh Hefner, for example, is a sick man who's figured out a way to degrade women to sex objects, use them and profit off the males who fantasize about those messed-up, beautiful women. And Larry Flynt is sicker yet.
And those males who subsidize soft/hard porn are voyeurs with too much testosterone and too little character--which probem can be resolved--as with all sin including those of yours truly--only by turning to God.
oh, I better not. I just shouldn't.
What the heck.... Muskrate Love
“Girl, you're a hot-blooded woman-child...
And it's warm where you're touchin' me...
But I can tell by your tremblin' smile...
You're seein' way too much in me...
Girl, don't let your life get tangled up with mine...
'Cause I'll just leave you...
I can't take no clingin' vine... ”
Ellen DeGeneres?
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