Brings to mind the song that says "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife." LOL! Shoot. Now I have that song going through my head, too.
Well, start singing Afternoon Delight.
Girl, you're a hot-blooded woman-child...
And it's warm where you're touchin' me...
But I can tell by your tremblin' smile...
You're seein' way too much in me...
Girl, don't let your life get tangled up with mine...
'Cause I'll just leave you...
I can't take no clingin' vine...