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Texas Grand Jury Indicts Ham Sandwich, But Charges Don’t Pass Mustard
HR's Fertile and Twisted Mind
| HR
Posted on 09/29/2005 7:13:57 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana
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To: llevrok
61
posted on
09/29/2005 9:06:07 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(Course 090. Magnetic.)
To: Blurblogger
All this lawyer talk is making me hungry.
62
posted on
09/29/2005 9:07:46 PM PDT
by
Boazo
(From the mind of BOAZO)
To: hispanarepublicana
Earle to bread, Earle too wise, makes a hammsammich guilty of lies.
63
posted on
09/29/2005 9:08:21 PM PDT
by
gortklattu
(Check out Thotline dot com)
To: hispanarepublicana
64
posted on
09/29/2005 9:09:24 PM PDT
by
OKIEDOC
(There's nothing like hearing someone say thank you for your help.)
To: Miss Behave
my sissie's name is Betty Juan Sir. ;-)Tell your sissie to drop the "Sir" from her name! ;D
65
posted on
09/29/2005 9:10:41 PM PDT
by
BigSkyFreeper
("Don't Get Stuck On Stupid!" - Lieutenant General Russell "Ragin' Cajun" Honore)
To: Miss Behave; hispanarepublicana
I suspect hispanarepublicana is a fungi to be around. :)
66
posted on
09/29/2005 9:12:05 PM PDT
by
BigSkyFreeper
("Don't Get Stuck On Stupid!" - Lieutenant General Russell "Ragin' Cajun" Honore)
To: Boazo; Blurblogger
"All this lawyer talk is making me hungry."Me too, Boazo and Blur. I'm so hungry I could eat a horse's butt through a park bench.
67
posted on
09/29/2005 9:12:45 PM PDT
by
Miss Behave
(Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
To: BigSkyFreeper
LOL, Big Sky Guy. :-)
And I'm assuming you got the name joke. ;-)
68
posted on
09/29/2005 9:15:54 PM PDT
by
Miss Behave
(Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
To: hispanarepublicana; potlatch; devolve; Zacs Mom; bitt; Smartass; PhilDragoo; onyx; Happy2BMe; ...
HR, that was too rich! I'm going to pack up the picnic and send it along to some good FRiends.
69
posted on
09/29/2005 9:17:59 PM PDT
by
ntnychik
To: hispanarepublicana
Pretty funny inspiration, I got a kick out of it.
70
posted on
09/29/2005 9:18:45 PM PDT
by
Ursus arctos horribilis
("It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees!" Emiliano Zapata 1879-1919)
To: ntnychik; pissant
"HR, that was too rich! I'm going to pack up the picnic and send it along to some good FRiends."Ant attack.
71
posted on
09/29/2005 9:24:05 PM PDT
by
Miss Behave
(Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
To: Miss Behave; Boazo; hispanarepublicana
"I'm so hungry I could eat a horse's butt through a park bench."
Well Boazo, this sounds like one hungry, costly date! I'm already had dinner this evening, unfortunately.
Bo, you're a man of means..... Actually, she sounds like a down-home regular girl, she'd probably would be OK with seabiscuits and gravy--she didn't specify Arabians....
LOL
72
posted on
09/29/2005 9:24:37 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: Miss Behave
73
posted on
09/29/2005 9:25:18 PM PDT
by
BigSkyFreeper
("Don't Get Stuck On Stupid!" - Lieutenant General Russell "Ragin' Cajun" Honore)
To: hispanarepublicana; ntnychik
LOL, you have a very 'tasty' way of writing!
74
posted on
09/29/2005 9:28:41 PM PDT
by
potlatch
(Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
To: Miss Behave
LOL.....I'll own up to "ham" as long as the hotdogs who'er really just weenies fess up !......:o)
Hope yer well young lady !
75
posted on
09/29/2005 9:36:54 PM PDT
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
To: Blurblogger; Boazo
LOL, Blur!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just went like a race horse. Ranks.
And yep, you better bring your heavily hinged and loaded money clip when you're picking me up for a dinner date, guys. I just hope that my feedbag fits in your trunk, otherwise I'll have to wear it on the way to the restaurant, placing it in danger of airbag deployment damage. And *hay*, that wouldn't be good.
And don't tell anyone that I really am a down-home regular girl, it'll blow my cover. ;-)
76
posted on
09/29/2005 9:39:27 PM PDT
by
Miss Behave
(Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
To: Miss Behave
"And yep, you better bring your heavily hinged and loaded money clip when you're picking me up for a dinner date,"
As has been said, there is NOTHING more expensive than a girl that's free for the evening.... ;^)
77
posted on
09/29/2005 9:41:22 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: Squantos
78
posted on
09/29/2005 9:42:37 PM PDT
by
Miss Behave
(Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
To: ntnychik
DeLay O' da land is not promising for the D(o)A....
79
posted on
09/29/2005 9:53:26 PM PDT
by
devolve
(-------------- (--- under deconstruction ---)
To: Blurblogger
"As has been said, there is NOTHING more expensive than a girl that's free for the evening.... ;^)"This is True Grits. ;-)
80
posted on
09/29/2005 9:54:35 PM PDT
by
Miss Behave
(Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
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