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Posted on 09/18/2005 11:18:56 AM PDT by billorites
Romanian police caught a female mobile phone thief by dialling the stolen phone - and hearing it ringing from her bum.
Police in Iasi stopped Petronela Brandus, 24, as she tried to get off a bus after other passengers said they saw her steal a mobile phone.
But after a search failed to find the phone, police decided to call the number to see where it was and heard a muffled ringing coming from under the woman's dress.
She was taken to a local police station where a strip search by female police officers revealed she had hidden it up her bottom, local daily 7 Plus reported.
Officer Madalin Taranu said: "We've had people hiding things in their bras and knickers before, but this was a new one.
"The station doctor extracted the phone and we sprayed it with disinfectant before handing it back to its owner."
Sounds like the old Kingston Trio song, "Tic Tic Tic." (Written by Rafael De Leon).
[Chorus:]
Tic, tic, tic! Ev'rybody lookin'. Tic, tic, tic! See them all a-searchin'.
Tic, tic, tic! That's all they're hearin' but they couldn't find out where the watch was hiding.
What a confusion. A fellow lost his watch in a railway station. [Repeat]
An attractive girl named Melda was accused of being a burglar.
She had no purse, no pocket in her clothes, so where she hid the watch only goodness knows. And you hearing
[Chorus]
Under suspicion, they took her down to the police station
And they called on the matron who examined all the clothes she had on
The matron examined with care. She even made her take down her long hair.
She searched till she couldn't search no more but the watch now tickin' louder than before. And you hearing
[Chorus]
Confusion now in the station. The matron searching by inspiration.
Watch tickin' louder and louder and the matron moving up closer.
The matron convinced there's no doubt. She put her hand inside Melda's mouth.
Do you know her idea cam true? When she found the watch, it was ten to two. Still tickin'
[Chorus]
Ewww is right!!!
It is good to hear your dulcet, familiar voice.
Now, in regard to the subject, we've come a long way since Superman changed clothes in a phone booth.
I'm just wondering why in shizzle she'd want a phone?
Get out of town...LOL...I don't believe it.
LOL! I'd forgotten about that!
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I'm sure I wouldn't want it back!
Oh, thank you SO much - now I have to walk around the rest of the day with THAT lurking in my brain.</p>
Evil, evil Mareko!
Man, you gotta hate those Russian phone booths. Taksofone?
Now that's a booty call!!
lol
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