[Rose in RoseBear]

In Texas, it's skunks and armadillos you're most likely to find in the middle of the road.

They've even written a song about it:

Crossin' the highway late last night
He shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right
He didn't see the station wagon car
The skunk got squashed and there you are!

You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

[RMDupree]

I have yet to see a real, live skunk.

Or even a dead one, for that matter.

Either way, I'm prolly lucky. ;-D