Dark Lord Bob wouldn't know a dark side if it bit him. That's what's funny. He's a horribly incompetent Dark Lord. His Legions of Mild Doom bear the dread Smiley-Face Mark on their helms.
"the dread Smiley-Face Mark on their helms."
That sounds pretty evil to me. Kinda of like in Stand Alone Complex.
Heh...there was a program that went around many moons ago that let you torture and kill a smiley face in various ways...like with a chainsaw or blowtorch or just plain shooting. It was evil and wrong and my coworkers were insanely fond of it, especially as he made pitiful sobbing and whimpering noises.
I wonder if it still exists, somewhere in the deep places of the Internet.