Well at least you aren't demolishing peasant villages to build yerself a swimming pool, that's all I'll say.
The lotion ninja does not attack me. I deaden my aura when he's around and he can't sense my presence.
Even if I stare in other directions or glower, he still comes at me. And when I say no, he says "Have a nice day", but in a tone of voice which implies he WAS going to give me the antidote to the Always-Deadly Fort Collins Plague in lotion form, but now...well, it's just sad that I wasn't willing to be helped. Such a shame.