It's actually the Dark Lordess who is in need of her magic gold washer to fix her broken washing machine...and the Ditzguls have been bumbling idiots ever since that hobbit stole it!
Ew, you can have Russell Crowe. He has too much nasty in his eyes, IMO. Even though he was pretty good in "Master and Commander".
I agree with Rosie, Fillion is a good candidate for the new Harrison Ford, at least for Han Solo-ish roles.