"He's gone mad, he's flipped! He kept waving a banana in front of me and calling it a female aardvark!"
Howdy Alkhin!
Looking over the hospital's online phone directory, I see "Adam Aardvark" at the top of the list. No kiddin'.
At the other extreme, the SBC corporate directory ended with "Adam Zyczyzsch". I was told by a Polish speaker, that it's pronounced "Chechescowich". I think we need to export them some vowels.