Make a drinking game out of the meeting.
Every time anyone says "team" you have to drink.
Can I make a drinking game out of my job? No? That'd be alcholism?
Ok, just caffeine. Every time I get an idjit to deal with, I take a swig. I will overdose by noon.
Hehehe....they had croissants.
Had to scope a seat in the front of the room 'cuz the manager set up in the back. *Sigh*
Then the person who was supposed to take the minutes was out sick and I had to do it....so much for sleeping through the thing.