Actually I ~think~ I sent the DNC a check for $0.37 once so they'd have to process a thank you note. So I'm probably on their donor list.
But I know I've sent at least two dozen of these things back.
Last week I said "I am not now, nor have I ever been, nor will I ever be a Democrat. Please have someone read this for your and explain it to you."
Hehehe... problem being they have to read the instructions to get someone to read it to them.