[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I am thinking he would make it eat its own apples.

[DJ MacWoW]

Yup! The first time it opened it's mouth to yell. Do you think he'd use a cannon or just lob them?

Has he told you about the cannon and the flaming golf balls? And the freaks sitting in lawn chairs in FRONT of the cannons at the time? :)

[Darksheare]

And this brings to memory...:

Port Jervis NY.
9 at night.
Kid walking along past the Church Street park.
The ornamental shrubbery is thick.
Nice concealment.
Kid unwraps some candy, throws teh wrapper on teh ground.
Suddenly, the shrubbery speaks up while shaking.

"Hey, HEY kid!"

Kid stops, stunned.
The shrubbery continues.

"See that wrapper" -kid says yes- "Pick it up! Pick up the wrapper!"

Kid does so.
A talking dancing shrubbery at 9 at night is new to him, and he is looking rather amazed.
But the shrubbery isn't done with him yet.

"Hey kid... EAT the wrapper, EAT IT EAT IIiiiit!"

The kid STUFFS the wrapper in his mouth, whines, and runs as fast as he can in the opposite direction.


Took me awhile to stop laughing before I stepped out of the brush.
I didn't think the kid would REALLY eat the wrapper let alone pick it up.


And for THAT one MINOR incident, I am told I am evil.