Posted on 08/08/2005 10:42:02 PM PDT by Mo1
really, darks at least provides some sort of nice green gift, where you offer moldy green wine! : )
I never saw that before, darks; so, that was your contribution to the early days of DD?
sharky...bad
Green wine is good for the stomach......
I doubt that!
Green Tums?
No, I stole it off gran who tiefed it from someone else.. and so on.
I did short stories and strange 'news reports'.
I took a pill already for my stomach....got it from a nurse today....ty. : )
darks, can you not continue with your short stories and strange news reports? I've never been able to read them.
Short people revolt, topple the tallees
In a horrific event seen only by those who were looking, the short people revolted. All across the country the shorter members of society bum-rushed those who couldn't see them.
"It was terrible, the door burst open, and no-one saw who came in! The next thing I know, about a dozen people are jumping up and down on me!" said one witness who declined to give his name, stating he didn't know 'who might be listening'. A few victims of the revolt complained about hearing "paxil" mentioned during the melee.
The makers of Paxil have declined to comment.
New recruitment add comes out after Revolt.
In an odd twist to the tale of the revolt earlier today, the military sent out a new recruitment video showing a group of tall men being taken down by seemingly crazed, short, and heavily armed people in uniform. Being heavily edited, we cannot show it at this time.
A man who viewed the video commented on it's apparently unscripted nature.
"Those guys looked like they had no idea what happened!" he said between laughs and gasps for air. He went on to describe the look on one of the men's faces in the video.
"He had this look like, 'Oh my gosh, this is awful. Where did all these AAAAAAAAaah!' Then they dropped him flat and kicked the *Expletive* out of him."
The end of the video had a line about the armed forces and "Be invisible, be feared."
The Pentagon is not commenting.
But when it most matters, you always come through, darks. : )
Inspiration took off on me.
But, I did save some of them.
LOL!
Well, haven't some nameless folks re-inspired you, at all? : )
Thanks, that was one of the oldest ones, written back when you had to make use of HTML to even post in forum.
MMM... Yes, but more to laugh and inspire more laughter and smiles in others than to write.
I remember some of those days.....everything had to have html....even back in 2001
oh well! : )
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