How about the Femullets.
Women who like women who like mullets. She clearly fills the dominate role in the relationship. She is the protector(hence the slight lean forward, pit bull stance). She has a cast on on each wrist - Either an act of intimidation or a legit battle wound.
The Mullti-level, Mullti-color mullet is both flamboyant and intimidating. The Mullff Diver is REAL, approach with caution.
* Sexy pink roll femull