I don't see a mullet on Michael Bolton. Do you? ;)
Posted on 08/01/2005 10:06:01 AM PDT by pissant
THE mohican, as infamously sported by England soccer star David Beckham, has been voted the worst hair disaster of all time.
And the much maligned mullet came in a close second on the list of worst hairstyles in history. Also in the top 10 of most hated dos, as voted for by 1022 people quizzed for a new UK poll, was the beehive - whose most famous owner was Patsy from TV comedy Absolutely Fabulous - the helmet head and the classic ironed look.
Results of the Braun survey list the worst hair disasters of all time as:
1.The Mohican - a favourite of punks and football stars.
2.The Mullet - the 1980s look favoured by crooner Michael Bolton, which adds a very nasty twist to a short back and sides.
3.The Beehive - the 1960s look that defies gravity, thanks largely to hairspray, and for some reason made a comeback on catwalks in the 1990s.
4.Helmet Head - otherwise known as the "bowl" or "basin" cut.
5.New Romantic - it's long on one side, short on the other.
6.Back-combed Bouffant - sculpted, sprayed and teased into a helmet of big curls, waves, and bouffant which was surprisingly popular in the 1960s and 1980s.
7.Perm - loved by all throughout the 1980s.
8.The Ironed Look - sometimes achieved using the classic household appliance - the iron.
9.Crimped - a favourite among rockers in the 1980s.
10.The Page Boy - Marcus in About a Boy sported one. It's straight across the front and trimmed to the nape of your neck.
Whoops...
/sarcasm
..I think the kid was in shock...but it was actually cut very cleanly.
I'm sure the mom was busy with her other 4 kiddoes, and only saw this after the fact.
He will have to live with it till it grows out....
Find a pic. This I need to see! LOL
I actually like them better on chicks then fellers. ;o)
OH MY! That looks like one VERY expensive Mullet/Perm. ROFL!!!
That's hilarious. It could have been worse. His brother could have given him a home perm. LOL
The boy has thick dark hair....and honestly, it was an excellent mohawk....a big mohawk....
..and at first the kid comes in looking kind of proud.....(& I told him it looked good, he's just a little kid)....
..but later he looked like he wished it would go away.....poor baby
My guess is he'll be bald next time you see him! LOL
I don't see a mullet on Michael Bolton. Do you? ;)
I love that movie!!
Gee.. thanks for posting that picture. I'll never be the same again.
;-((((((
Yea....
OK....
Listen, are you gonna have those TPS reports for us this afternoon?
I just remembered his dad usually skins their heads when it gets too hot...(there are 5 boys!)....Five little buzzcuts arrive at church.....thankfully he spares the sister, LOL
..so it sure is an option :))
The COMBOVER doesn't get on the worst list?
How about the Trump swirly-do?
Aw but that's cute on her.
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