Ancient phallus unearthed in cave

BBC ^

[mdmathis6]

about 8 inches! and about 3 inches in circumference

[JimWforBush]

A Bob ping

[Hoodlum91]

ping to you!

Seems right up your alley!!

[Red Badger]

This thread started downhill and is gaining speed...........

[bwteim]

Also see ANCIENTWANKER

28,000yo phallus discovered
Herald Sun ^ | 21 July 2005
Posted on 07/20/2005 10:24:41 PM PDT by Aussie Dasher

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-backroom/1447331/posts

[OSHA]

Ping the usual suspects

[bird4four4]

yeah me too.

[The_Victor]

Now everyone's heading for a metric-to-inches website.

2.54cm = 1 in

so 20cm = 7.874 in

I want to know why it was shattered. Some sort of prehistoric feminist dyke uprising?

[Lady Jag]

I want the names of those who reassembled it.

[FormerACLUmember]

Here is a really ancient "dick":

And note Teddy Kennedy's open fly. What a class act.

[Red Badger]

Batteries? nah, you just rub two.....uh....nevermind............

[SittinYonder]

A stone ... er, marital aid? Seems rather uncomfortable to me.

[The Toll]

Now my inadequacy reaches all the way back to the stone age. Great!

[KarlInOhio]

"In addition to being a symbolic representation of male genitalia, it was also at times used for knapping flints,"

"There are some areas where it has some very typical scars from that," he told the BBC News website.

Didn't you learn in health class that if you knap flints with it you are going to get it scarred.

[billnaz]

I didn't know that Monica Lewinsky had gotten into archaeology.

[Chena]

Any stone when rubbed or handled often and over a period of time can appear to be highly polished. Perhaps this stone was handled often? ;)

[rabidralph]

That's circumference, not diameter.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

It was used by an early Democrat who carried it around as a form of ID.

[pissant]

What's a phallus??

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Well as I said last week when a different article was posted on this. It just proves that men weren't getting the job done back then either!