Word For The Day, Wednesday, July 20, 2005 - smarmy

Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary ^ | 07/20/2005 | The Janitor

[Argh]

Thank you, but if that's the case, you have my sympathy. :^)

[xsmommy]

self deprecation is very endearing and you do it so well : )

[Hegewisch Dupa]

he does! Shucks, wish I was as good at it....

[xsmommy]

you are another one that selfdeprecates as a way of getting chicks and i knew you would pick up on that....

[Hegewisch Dupa]

at least you picked up on it's all about getting chicks

[secret garden]

I wore a beanie.

[Dutchgirl]

My fourteen year old decided for me. I put on the green silk and he asked me if I was going to the "Janet Reno Dance Party."

[patton]

my eyes! my eyes! aaaaaahhhhhhh.....

(Just so you know, I don't self-depreciate very well)

LOL

[secret garden]

Cleavage sounds more comfortable so that's what I would do.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Lemme see if I get this right:

One of our options is "Blouseless, sleeveless, strapless, hoseless, topless, with killer heels."

And you wanted to know if we were still listening to other option?

[Slip18]

Cyber would can it. That way it doesn't smell at all. Still haven't put away all the jars yet. We're all jarred out.

[Dutchgirl]

Thanks for pointing out to me your self-deprecating self- deprecation...I might have missed it, as unobservant and unsubtle as I am...

I am reminded of a Tommy Smothers poem that ends

So in love with us are we,
That you could kiss you and I could kiss me.

[Slip18]

OMG! Today is Wednesday. Vastie said xs and I could grade. You are getting your usual F quadruple minus, plus I'm putting a clothes pin on your nose, so everyone will know you were bad! Kind of like the Scarlet Letter.

[patton]

LOLOL. One of my friends used to tell me, I put the "b" back in subtle.

[Slip18]

He's just darling. I've never heard of him before.

Go for the cleavage. Your feet will be fine tomorrow.

When my first Ford Explorer was recalled for the tire thing, there was a three-month wait. I went down to the local tire place wearing a low cut top and a very short skirt. My tires were put on in a couple of hours. Works every time.

[Argh]

Mr. Buble is from here. Vancouver, that is. Not that you should care.

[Argh]

You're being very nice to me today. So I regret to inform you that no, I have not received a bunch of money. :^)

[Dutchgirl]

put the "b" back in subtle

As long as it's not subtitle. My nineteen year old is getting pretty annoying with his Japanese. Except to ask me "What's for dinner?" he hasn't spoken a word to me in English in three days. (Beef brisket, zuccini and barbecue beans.)

[Argh]

Good, I needed a new F-quad. My other F-quads, all 4 zillion of them, all from you, have started to decompose and stink to high heaven.

[Slip18]

I drove in that kind of cruddy traffic for years and years. There was usually a shooter shooting cars off of a bridge. Not trying to kill anyone, just killing time for them. Oh, what fun. Traffic jams everywhere.

Cyber complains when the traffic he's in is bad. He's a mile and a half from work. Poor baby.