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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***
7/15/05
| TheBigB
Posted on 07/15/2005 6:34:13 AM PDT by TheBigB
What's that?
What's that I hear?
Did someone say...FRIDAY?!?!? :)
Why yes, I believe they did! Time for FRIDAY SILLINESS! AS always, feel free to post jokes, silly pics, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!
"Apollo, did you hear there's a new GALACTICA series now?"
"Yes, Starbuck, I did, but I don't care. Our new capes make us look THUPER!"
That one's for KevinDavis :)
"What? Kerry lost? NOOOOOOO!"
"Yeah I want silliness...and Cheezy Poofs!"
"We're gonna have silliness is Pennsylvania! And North Carolina! And Tennessee! And Montana! And YEEEEAAARRGGGHHHHH!"
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To: Fierce Allegiance
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posted on
07/15/2005 6:44:17 AM PDT
by
TheBigB
(My train of thought is still boarding at the station.)
To: JimWforBush
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi."
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posted on
07/15/2005 6:44:52 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This ain't your granddaddy's America!)
To: Fierce Allegiance
23
posted on
07/15/2005 6:45:29 AM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(I need a new tagline)
To: Fierce Allegiance
24
posted on
07/15/2005 6:45:31 AM PDT
by
TheBigB
(My train of thought is still boarding at the station.)
To: TheBigB
I want one of these.
25
posted on
07/15/2005 6:46:04 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(Doh!... stupid tagline)
To: Fierce Allegiance
A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says, "Hi there good looking, how's it going?
She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says,
"Listen, I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat out love it."
He says, "No kidding? I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?
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posted on
07/15/2005 6:46:37 AM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(I need a new tagline)
To: TheBigB; Dashing Dasher
Stolen graphic:
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posted on
07/15/2005 6:46:44 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This ain't your granddaddy's America!)
To: TheBigB
Lately, Friday seems to be my busiest day of the week.
Sigh.
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posted on
07/15/2005 6:47:16 AM PDT
by
Constitution Day
(I am the Sultan of Oom-Papa-Mow-Mow.)
To: Darksheare
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posted on
07/15/2005 6:47:45 AM PDT
by
TheBigB
(My train of thought is still boarding at the station.)
To: Fierce Allegiance
Stolen Keyword:
FIVEAGAINSTONE
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posted on
07/15/2005 6:47:59 AM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(I need a new tagline)
To: Constitution Day
Friday seems to be my busiest day of the week. I hear you. If it wasn't for deadlines, I'd never get anything done either. :)
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posted on
07/15/2005 6:49:59 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This ain't your granddaddy's America!)
To: Constitution Day
That sucks, man. Maybe this'll cheer you up. ;-)
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posted on
07/15/2005 6:50:05 AM PDT
by
TheBigB
(My train of thought is still boarding at the station.)
To: TheBigB
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posted on
07/15/2005 6:50:08 AM PDT
by
KevinDavis
(the space/future belongs to the eagles, the earth/past to the groundhogs)
To: JimWforBush
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posted on
07/15/2005 6:50:33 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This ain't your granddaddy's America!)
To: TheBigB
You rang?
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posted on
07/15/2005 6:50:43 AM PDT
by
StarCMC
(Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
To: The_Victor
Well, you'd never have to worry about getting your hubcaps stolen...
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posted on
07/15/2005 6:50:56 AM PDT
by
TheBigB
(My train of thought is still boarding at the station.)
To: TheBigB
Yee-Haw! Here's one for the ladies:
New Scam > This new scam is being pulled mainly on women who are apparently past > the age of giving a running pursuit. What happens is that when the > intended victim stops for a red light, a completely nude and good > looking, nicely tanned, unbelievably well enhanced young man comes up. > With muscles flexing, and body stretched to its full potential, he > pretends to wash your windshield. While he is doing this, another > person opens the back door of your car, taking anything you have in the car. > They are very good at this. They got me seven times Friday and five > times Saturday - I couldn't find them on Sunday.
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posted on
07/15/2005 6:51:36 AM PDT
by
Millee
(So you're a feminist......isn't that cute??)
To: TheBigB
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posted on
07/15/2005 6:51:40 AM PDT
by
RockinRight
(Democrats - Trying to make an a$$ out of America since 1933)
To: TheBigB
39
posted on
07/15/2005 6:53:54 AM PDT
by
Constitution Day
(I am the Sultan of Oom-Papa-Mow-Mow.)
To: Fierce Allegiance
I can handle deadlines, but business is wide open lately.
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posted on
07/15/2005 6:54:39 AM PDT
by
Constitution Day
(I am the Sultan of Oom-Papa-Mow-Mow.)
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