IF WOMEN CONTROLLED THE WORLD...

Co-worker's emails | 07/12/2005 | EEE

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

IF WOMEN CONTROLLED THE WORLD...

[Dashing Dasher]

I guess I was the last to see the shorts on the hill picture!?

;-)

[LongElegantLegs]

Yeah, well, maybe you don't subscribe to the sort of websites where you'd be likely to see it! ;-P (In case Darksheare's reading this, I'm j/k)

[Dashing Dasher]

Well, I've decided to keep the pix and photoshop them.
We'll put different skirts, hats, etc. and generally have a gay ole time.

HE HE HE!!!

[Darksheare]

LOL!
I was detained slightly in my quest for sleep.

I shall find something suitably humorous to torment you with.
;-)

(Right now I am on the verge of getting batty and slap happy..)

[Osage Orange]

Hehehe,,,,

[LongElegantLegs]

The things you do for the people you love!

[Darksheare]

Kilt!
Has to be a KILT, clan MacDonald of Sleat please...

[pissant]

I'm just letting her pick out the whip she wants to have slpped across her arse. ;o)

[Goodgirlinred]

Some guy owns that car, right?

[Goodgirlinred]

Aha! Finally, an enlightened male. Women should be heads of state of all nations. Then there would be peace, good education for all, no poverty, and the world would be a cleaner place. Oh, all criminals would be put in prison and kept there, especially child molesters!

[Melpomene]

LOL!

I was potty trained sharing a bathroom with all brothers. I quickly learned that it was a whole lot wetter falling into the toilet than it was balancing on a seat with the ring up.

[Dashing Dasher]

I hear it's the owner or CEO of Hello Kitty.

It's sad though.


DD

[Goodgirlinred]

Yeah. Very tacky.

[teenyelliott]

From previous threads, I think we have determined that many, many women are terrible, unrealistic pseudo females who are never going to be happy.

Hillary is a woman. Pelosi is a woman. Helen Thomas is a woman. For the love of God, Teraaayza Heines is a woman.

If women controlled the world, everybody better move to the hills and start burying your food. Cause men might be bad, but at least they can just fight to the death and be done with it.

[cowboyway]

Cause men might be bad, but at least they can just fight to the death and be done with it.

Well, some of them are done with it.

[carolinacrazy]

IF?

Women already control the world, and you know the weapon of choice.

[najida]

I hate it when I come in on the end of a good thread.

~~sigh~~

Well, if "I" was Queen of the Universe--
We'd all have chocolate ice cream for supper
All children would be safe
I could balance my checkbook
And cute shoes would grow in trees

(for starters)

[The SISU kid]

I find I have more in common (on multiple levels) with older people, even/ especially musically. After all, how many 20 year olds listen to the Dorsey brothers or watch Cary Grant movies? Or even know who I'm talking about?

You've just become my new (twenty-something) Favorite FReeper!!

}^)

[Darkchylde]

You mean, you're not going to look at me sideways?

I actually bugged my mom to get "Arsenic & Old Lace" starring Cary
Grant & Peter Lorre. My mom considers most of our old movies mine.

[The SISU kid]

You mean, you're not going to look at me sideways?

Not at all, I'll still look at you sideways....

}^)