[quidnunc]

Quote:

The following article is reprinted with permission of the Mutual UFO Network, or MUFON, a nonprofit organization "dedicated to the scientific study of UFOs for the benefit of humanity." The group collects and analyzes UFO data, publishes a journal and holds an annual conference. For more information, go to www.mufon.com .

[cripplecreek]

"Remember: You might be witnessing the event of a lifetime and will want to remember every detail. You can't do that if you are hysterical."



LOL

[jacquej]

Kinda think the #1 thing I would do is cover my butt.

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

First thing to do is check your ticket stub and make sure you're at a George Clinton Concert.

[Quix]

Thanks.

[headsonpikes]

Do not say, "Out of my cold, dead hands!"

[Quix]

Abductions can evidently best be resisted by

INSTANT

anger, hostility manifested every way you are capable of--but it has to be instant--before the mind-control/immobilization stuff sets in--which tends to be in the first seconds-micro-seconds.

Also, evidently fierce, aggressive 'praying in tongues' is effective.

[melt]

How do you say, "Take me to your leader" in Martian?

[R. Scott]

Common sense for observing anything unusual.

[thoughtomator]

I'm sure this is very practical advice for the average reader of the San Francisco Chronicle.

[carlr]

If meeting a presumed extraterrestrial the first thing do do is yell"Howard Dean is that really you".If it answers in the affirmative than run like hell.

[TADSLOS]

The No. 1 thing to remember is REMAIN CALM!

[austinmark]

Absolutely, remain CALM, Offer Directions if asked, don't resist if forcibly abducted- it will all be over- very, very soon .........

[lowbridge]

11. Immediately report to the INS about the invasion of illegal aliens.