[najida]

Darlin',
I would LOVE to join...but I don't think the military would appreciate a pudgy, 48 year old woman with short legs, big hips and a running speed slightly slower than a sick tortoise.

Granted, I'm an excellent shot.

And I have the back of a gorilla. But if YOU were to get shot, it would take me a while to figure out just HOW to get you to safety.

If you don't mind being drug on a tarp or propped up on a handcart, than I could probably have you out of danger in, oh, about 2 hours.

Not to mention I'm really cranky and I think they're trying to keep a few terrorists alive for interrogation.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"Not to mention I'm really cranky and I think they're trying to keep a few terrorists alive for interrogation."

That could prove problematic!